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Knocking One Out (for A Noble Cause)

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by chizel, Oct 30, 2014.

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  1. Ducati wankers unite!!!!!!! Was listening to the news this morning and apparently a sperm bank has just opened in Birmingham due to the lack of donors in this country.. The UK has been relying on imported spunk for some time, which has led to what they are referring to as the "Viking babies" phenomenon... I dont no much about English history (apart from the royals being interbred Germans) but from what i understand this has happened before?
    So i say lets not take this lying down! lets rise up! lets raise the bar!!! lets show those danish what can be achieved if we all pull together!!!!
    I propose a ride out to Birmingham and show em our dna!!!!!
    (anyone caught trying to make a withdraw instead of a deposit (exige maybe?) will be banished!)
     
    #1 chizel, Oct 30, 2014
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  2. well i do believe the viking stuff is best, being of viking heritage i would have to agree. is there a minimum deposit required?
     
    #2 finm, Oct 30, 2014
  3. #3 bootsam, Oct 30, 2014
  4. funnily enough when i called the clinic today the girl said a mouthful would be fine
     
    #4 chizel, Oct 30, 2014
  5. Lots of vikings around here, going by the amont of raping and pillaging that occurs.
     
    #5 deleteduser211220, Oct 30, 2014
  6. that's Birmingham for ya
     
    #6 chizel, Oct 30, 2014
  7. #7 finm, Oct 30, 2014
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  8. OMG you lot!!!
     
    #8 Ducbird, Oct 30, 2014
  9. errrrr.... sorry ducbird?:Bag:
     
    #9 chizel, Oct 30, 2014

  10. I'm watching you
     
    #10 Ducbird, Oct 30, 2014
  11. No Loz or Exige?
     
    #11 Ducbird, Oct 30, 2014
  12. given the title of the thread, im surprised you viewed it! surely you didnt think it was about boxing?
     
    #12 chizel, Oct 30, 2014
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  13. they've just popped to the bank
     
    #13 chizel, Oct 30, 2014
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  14. do they ever leave?
     
    #14 finm, Oct 30, 2014
  15. My surname derived from the Viking name Sunulff and I have a big (pork) sword... :Finger: also split up from my bird in Copenhagen this year, although she was Ukrainian - I was confused... :Wideyed:
     
    #15 Exige, Oct 30, 2014
  16. viking1527794_480708345372723_626108260_n-e1390778064540.jpg
     
    #16 Exige, Oct 30, 2014
  17. I was confused... :Wideyed:[/QUOTE]
    in what way? do you feel better inside since coming out?
     
    #17 finm, Oct 30, 2014
  18. And some Boobies :Wideyed:

    viking-hel-by-michael-kutsche.jpg

    viking-hel-by-michael-kutsche.jpg
     
    #18 Exige, Oct 30, 2014
  19. splitting with bird = shinny sack... how you chose to get ya wrinkles back is up to you... (and loz)
     
    #19 chizel, Oct 30, 2014
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  20. in what way? do you feel better inside since coming out?[/QUOTE]

    I feel better inside when inside ;)
     
    #20 Exige, Oct 30, 2014
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