still …..send the police along they'll have to sort it………….obviously with a caveat to blame the police when it all goes pear shaped..
"how doo, is that police?", " yes"," can thee send a bobby tu bus stop as yon pensioners av kicked off". "ok, how does thursday sound?"
The silly old bugger is just repeating the urban myth about high treason and arson in a naval dockyard being a capital offence. As we all know, the act was repealed in1971 with the criminal damage act