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Best Excuses To Get Out On The Bike

Discussion in 'Ducati General Discussion' started by Madman, Mar 14, 2017.

  1. As a new father I know finding time to get out is rare .
    My best excuse so far .
    we ran out of kitchen roll so I took the hyper on a 30mile trip to find some avoiding the 2min walk to the local shop.



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  2. You are doing something wrong if you need an excuse
     
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  3. Not in a bad way . I just find reasons to go out cos I love biking. Like the chain lube can is only half full . Best I pop out and get some more.
    Maybe it's just me [emoji37]

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  4. Just say your looking for a Mothers day present, she will like that :upyeah:
     
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  5. When we go on holiday I sometimes selflessly offer to ride there to make more space for the kids and the mountain of stuff we seem to need to transport. Bonus is that we all get there without an argument.
     
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  6. My nearest corner shop is 14 miles away ... I m the one asking...do you need anything from the shop ....
     
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  7. " I'm leaving, you miserable cow"
     
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  8. Need to go into town and will have to pay to park the car...
     
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  9. 'I'm gunna go make the most of it while it's not raining.. loveyoubye!'
     
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  10. ...if I don't take it for a ride the battery will go flat and cost a fortune for a new one....
     
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  11. Your cooking has made me feel ill,I need some air.....
     
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  12. Need to take it for a good long ride to get all the condensation out of the oil.
     
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  13. Same as the pilots did in WW2 - instrument check
     
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  14. I'm off down fowlers to get a gasket I forgot yesterday on the way home (leading g to a 20 mile round trip of Bristol then home)

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  15. Any work done in the garage on a dry day (i always time it that way) - then warrants a test ride....
     
  16. Argos store stock checker . Always pick one that has stock about 30miles away .

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  17. Waited until SWMBO was getting ready to go out and meet some of her friends for coffee this morning, as well as going on to another afterwards for lunch, before stating that I would be out on the bike on Thursday so she'll have to walk the dogs. Difficult for her to respond in the negative to that really.
     
  18. 'looks nice out, I'm going for a ride' :)

    I like this one, good thinking. No good for me as I'm the only driver and the lady would end up riding whilst I drove!
     
  19. Well if thats the way you are going to be then I am going out. Worked very well with the first wife. This one seems to see through me.

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  20. You lot are so funny and little liars too
    :D
     
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