Bike Shed Italian Evening - Advice Needed

Been past this a few times, looks an interesting place

I imagine parking will be difficult ...

 

dont forget your gillett and skinny jeans and make sure you order the "burger in a brioche bun" for £25

 

Ideally, you need a ginger beard and lots of piercings on show.

 

I could manage a grey beard and a piercing stare.

 

what bike ya taking? That may need some attention also... Nobly tyres are a good start

 

I`m a simple country bumpkin, where I live we still point at planes as they go by but I had to venture into London on wednesday evening and while I have seen pictures of these bearded hipsters I`d never actually seen a living breathing one. But now I know they are for real as I saw several of them just walking around as if they way they look is perfectly normal and acceptable. What is the matter with these people ?

 

"To be or not to be - that is the question:
Whether 'tis knobblier in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And, by opposing, end them."

 

i cant believe no ones mentioned tattoos and a vaper yet

im beginning to suspect we might have been infiltrated by hipsters

 

Parking is no issue. There is an empty railway arch for bikes.

Beards, tattoos, and the like are optional.

 

that's no beard. That's the result of far too many face lifts.

Beard looking suspiciously crinkly?? Strange looking adam's apple... :fearscream:

 

If you claim to have squeezed yourself into a pair of skinny jeans, we expect to see photographic evidence.

 

I'm a Bike Shed member, I wear whatever the f*ck I want. You won't find a better bike friendly venue imnsho.

 

All this anti hipster flack is a bit unnecessary imho, they are bikers after all. Their bikes are a bit dodgy as in altering them so they dont go round corners or stop as well as they should, and their style is not my cup of tea but they have a good scene going on. Live and let live I say.
Now these born again mod wankers........

 

And don't start me on them bleedin "bus stop" rockers...

 

Prince Albert?