Ducati Ss For £1.2m

Poo? What the feck is poo? Are you a girl Gordon?

 

I just didn't want to offend sensibilities as I thought this was a posh site for Ducatiistas..

 

......I've been conditioned by all those rough chaps on Triumph Torque...

 

Yes, between the ends of the garden. And someone living in that house would have a gardener

 

Na, would have one of those garden battery mowers made by madazon and when it's done, head to the shops for beer, wine and a takeaway.