My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast. I’m a great shag…. ask that girl over there
Back in the day before everyone carried a mobile ..... "Here's 10p, phone your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight"
Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get. You're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that has been rolled up into a point, sprinkled with lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye. Let's take a shower together -- you smell. Finally Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
a friend of mine said he would just ring randomly at doors during working hours. when an atractive woman opened He would just say: wanna F..ck? when i asked him how many times he got smacked in the face he said "a lot" but added with a smile " but i also fucked a lot!" not a line but a method... for the die hards
"You remind me of my little toe".. "why?, am I small and cute?".. "No, I just know I'm going to end up banging you on the coffee table"...
30 years ago tonight I first met Mrs Shadow, my immortal line to her was "Do you know how many Jelly Beans I can fit in my mouth?" Married 28 years so it must have worked :biggrin:
A chat up line I heard a mate use - unbelievably it worked. "Do you wear glasses?" "No". "Well you ought to with a nose like that..."
Nobody has to be a proctologist to see an asshole Did you think about what you were going to say or did your mouth just celebrate the fact that your brain formed a sentence Oh sorry wrong thread :wink:
