Sexual Misconduct By Members Of Ducatiforum

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Loz, Nov 3, 2017.

  1. Right, I've looked at all the posts and I'm ready to start..
    I want you all to stop behaving like wusses, man up and grow a pair !!!!!!!! ;)
    Now..that wasn't so bad was it ?
     
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  2. I touched a girl on the bum yesterday :innocent:
     
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  3. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Guest Speaker of the thread needs no introduction from me.

    Take it away, Elise.
     
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  4. I think it's rather dangerous that AC has turned up actually :eyes:
     
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  5. Can we be more precise? do you mean her bum, bum or do you mean one of those people who have a bum chin which has a very handy crevice to guide things into the mouth, I'm talking food you understand. The devil is in the detail.
     
  6. Bottom of her chin ?? Or an actual ass ?? o_O
     
  7. (Not you - hers) :)
     
  8. Moving speech, man. You touched as all, I think.
     
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  9. Bonus points if it was a complete stranger :upyeah:
     
  10. No but she is strange if that counts....nice arse :)
     
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  11. In my local corner shop most of the staff seem to be single mums in their late 20's, being Essex they keep calling me sweetheart and darlin, should I be worried?
     
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  12. I hear touching their bum works :upyeah:
     
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  13. Oh it works wonders :)
     
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  14. haven't had any sexual conduct for ages.
     
  15. How's your architects bum? :)
     
  16. its nice but im to scared to touch it...
    I've lost my mojo
     
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