Right, I've looked at all the posts and I'm ready to start.. I want you all to stop behaving like wusses, man up and grow a pair !!!!!!!! Now..that wasn't so bad was it ?
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Guest Speaker of the thread needs no introduction from me. Take it away, Elise.
Can we be more precise? do you mean her bum, bum or do you mean one of those people who have a bum chin which has a very handy crevice to guide things into the mouth, I'm talking food you understand. The devil is in the detail.
In my local corner shop most of the staff seem to be single mums in their late 20's, being Essex they keep calling me sweetheart and darlin, should I be worried?