So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. That might have been funny if not plagiarised o_O
     
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  2. Was reading about this as you brought it to my attention in word association ( piece not peace ;) )
    The article said the open space would be used for events and gigs alfresco style. Was planning a visit myself today, but have been brought down by a man sized mega cold.
     
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  3. Just moved into my blokey room, with wine and beer, as that shit as fuck dance program has just started, so I get asked to leave so she does not have to listen to me whining about how shit it is constantly, so here with ale, guitars, computer and a youtube full of bike vids :D My happy place !!
     
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  4. [Louie Walsh mode on] Oi loike it [/Louie Walsh mode off]
     
  5. Sorry Tel but its shit, a bit raving nosh gay, too spangly and incredibly fecking girly. I would rather eat my own gentlemen vegtables or poke my eyes out with croquet hammers than watch that camp as christmas dross !!
     
  6. Ignoring the glittery gayness there is some top totty to ogle on there :)
     
  7. Tel, I'm sat on the internet with a 32 inch monitor, more bikes and totty than even a young handsome charming dude like me can handle !! :cool:
     
  8. YouPorn?
     
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  9. I very much doubt he is :worried:
     
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  10. No, but am rigged like a pit pony Tel :D:p
     
  11. Knobs close the ground - coz you got really short legs
     
  12. Thats @El Toro you're talking to right ??
     
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  13. I got called "pretty" today.


    Well, actually the full statement was "you're a pretty annoying cunt", but I decided to dwell on the positives.....
     
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  14. Tabata at 08:30 then got an upgrade to my phone, lunch then walked the dog for miles before the firework mayhem started.
     
  15. I've just booked a flu jab for next week.
     
  16. The Daily Mash sums up my neighbourhood...

    Little shits generously putting on free firework displays
    30-10-17
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    LITTLE SHITS in your area will be hosting free public fireworks displays this week, they have confirmed.

    In keeping with the annual tradition, pubescent dickheads will be delighting the local area with nightly celebrations involved anything that goes off with a very loud bang.

    13-year-old rascal Wayne Hayes said: “We like to do our bit for community cohesion – so I’m going to be firing rockets at my mates and into random gardens every night this week.

    “It really warms our spirits to see people working together, talking about whether to come over and have a word with us or call the police.”

    He added: “And let’s be honest, it’s pretty funny. Lee actually wet himself when he almost lost an earlobe to that Catherine Wheel last year.”

    Locals are already feeling the bonding effects of the boys’ efforts, exchanging anguished Facebook messages about the newsagent selling fireworks and sharing tips on how to secure their letterboxes.

    When the fun ends after Bonfire Night, the neighbourhood will revert back to its previous hate figure of the mystery dog turd-leaver.
     
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  17. And it sums up iSIS....

    ISIS wondering where insane medieval fantasy project went wrong
    04-11-17
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    ISIS members are baffled as to why their brand of medieval religious oppression and global terrorism did not succeed, they have revealed.

    Surviving jihadis are wondering if publicly announcing they would kill anyone who did not submit to a horrendous way of life may have limited the movement’s appeal.

    ISIS fighter Ahmed Al-Jazrawi said: “Looking back, I think antagonising absolutely everyone in the world probably wasn’t the smartest move.

    “The strong possibility of being killed by a US drone or dozens of other enemies definitely created recruitment challenges that don’t exist for, say, Asda.

    “We also failed to sell the idea of living in a backward religious dictatorship. I think that’s a bit of a turn-off for people who don’t like being flogged all the time.”

    Fellow jihadi Abdullah Mohammed said: “With hindsight, setting up a global Islamic state was overambitious. We should have started somewhere smaller, like Wales.

    “I’d assumed we’d trigger the apocalypse and God would sort everything out, but it turns out ancient prophecies aren’t very reliable.”

     
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  18. Im the office catching up (sunday morning)....boo...but, theres some lad outside on an red and white big bang r1 caning the tits off it on the dual carriageway....he's done about 4 runs so far...
     
  19. I've woken with the flu, not just flu but full on man flu. I know this because this morning my face mask is not a charcoal and avocado mix but a full on face mask made of crusty snot.
     
  20. It's man flu right enough, noob. You are capable of posting to the forums and I have no sympathy for you, so definitely man flu : o )

    I had proper flu in late September. I was incapable of posting or even texting, I could just about manage to lie in my bed and not die. That is proper flu. Although I did get very little sympathy at the time, so there was a touch of man flu about it.

    Now. Get on with some work, ya slacker.
     
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