My fecked motor is currently being repaired......for a lot more than the cost of a new washing machine. Funnily enough, the wife seems to enjoy sitting on and riding the washing machine about as much as I enjoy a Track Day.........
Got knocked out of bed by the dealer dropping the Desmo off after a service. Apparently they don't like them lying about the place. I was having a lovely snooze as well.
Well picked the bike up and now back in Brizzle, I was going to unload it and stick it in the garage before going in to work, but not in that monsoon, Ive gone to work and left it in the back of the van, unload it later when hopefully its a bit drier or at least stopped pouring down.
I had just hung up my phone on the bus this morning when I got a tap on the shoulder, "Excuse me," said a teenage girl dressed in her school uniform, "I wonder if you could settle an argument for us? Me and my friend just overheard your phone ringing just then and I'm pretty sure it was Beyoncé, but my friend is adamant it was Rihanna..." I said, "You're both wrong, it was my mum."
Finally finished my Xmas shopping today. Last year I left it too late and ended up getting it all done at a petrol station on Christmas morning. I thought the limited selection would leave me in the shit but my 17-year-old daughter squealed with delight when she opened her ‘L’ plates and ran over to hug me. I don’t know why she went out to look on the driveway though
I asked my Gran this afternoon, how she liked her new stair lift? "It's driving me up the fuckin wall", she said..
