Just had a nice young lady on the phone, apparently I was involved in an accident that wasn't my fault. When I asked for more detail, I was informed that it was a traffic accident or maybe an accident at work. I expressed my dismay and asked if anyone had been hurt. She re-iterated that I may have been in an accident and although I said I couldn't remember one, that I may have been if I had bumped my head and then gotten amnesia. She put me through to her colleague who told me I'd been in an accident. I said that that was awful and again asked if anyone had been hurt, as I don't remember being in an accident. He said that I had told him that I'd been in an accident and I said that no, his colleague had rung me and told me I had. We got cut off then. Perhaps he'll ring back.
have had a (possibly the same) lady ring me on three occasions now, took me until the third call to realise she was hard of hearing after my reply was not as predicted. Very polite though, and signed off with 'sorry to trouble you' etc each time. Looking forward to the fourth call :-]
You've been told the forum policy, on numerous occasions. Don't start boo-hooing every time the inevitable happens : o D
I've often found that at times of indecision, a cheese and marmite sandwich often paves the way for clarity
no, I know they are working on a synthetic audio transmission design but I won't be able to afford it even when it does 'arrive'.
I was intrigued when this band popped up to give their comments on a Sky Arts documentary on XTC. I had never heard of them so I impulse-acquired a number of their tracks. E.G. Not shabby at all!
Thank god they were not called Faslane otherwise the furry one would have gone off like a rocket. as to nukes, the forum ones, some posts I have seen are far worse than getting a nuke
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1179626358788664 this is me.... someone there is a funny video thread, but the search on this forum is USELESS.... Funny.... NEGATIVE Video.... NEGATIVE Videos.... NEGATIVE I normally use google with "Ducatiforum" to help searches.... but today I couldn't be arsed.
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Any idea what happened to the funny thread started while our leader was Snow boarding? “History is always written by the winners. When two cultures clash, the loser is obliterated, and the winner writes the history books-books which glorify their own cause and disparage the conquered foe. As Napoleon once said, 'What is history, but a fable agreed upon?”
