So what have you done today..?

I said that to wife about T9. Pick it back up tomorrow from full top end rebuild ![/QUOTE]
I didn't know you was a bike down, hope its not serious damage £££

 

Helps that there are no kids, wash up twice a day by hand, washing machine maybe 3 loads per week, was car once a month or so and watering garden that isn’t very big. Baths are a rare thing even if the shower is in use several times a day.

 

Yep, something to sit on and play the banjo

 

I didn't know you was a bike down, hope its not serious damage £££[/QUOTE]
you need to add an extra £. Guys done me very fair actually, it's a lot of work.

 

you need to add an extra £. Guys done me very fair actually, it's a lot of work.[/QUOTE]
Hope she doesn't read this then, you will have to tell her its ££

 

I came home last night , and my wife said "Have you seen my Flip-Flops" ..??

"Of course", I said,

"I've seen them before, now put your bra back on".

 

Have you ever thought of Life's Laws..???

Murphy's Law - Everything than can go wrong, does go wrong.

Sod's Law - If it can go wrong, it will go wrong.

Cole's Law - Thinly sliced cabbage in a dressing.

 

I've not got a porch.
... not even one!

OK... my wife says we do....

Above the tradesman entrance.

 

What do you wash with..... wet wipes?

 

No they block the drains, I don't skimp, the van gets washed every week, the garden gets watered when needed, I have a huge pile of paper plates and plastic cups though.

 

Hate Yodel so very very much....

 

Does she know your talking about her tradesman entrance?

 

No holidays in Switzerland for me then.

 

Did you realise why you never see churches with free WiFi ???

cos' no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works

 

NO way, not even a little porch over her sweety shop.....

 

Today I've chased my first quote in a Mortuary.
They seem happy with my price, which means I didn't add enough "Ireallydontwantthisjob" tax.
One of my preconditions is the removal of all items from the room prior to installation (or at least put them away)!!!!

 

I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper today, so I tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck.

I'm in A&E now waiting to see a cardyologist.

 

burglars beware....

 

At Chicago O'Hare boarding second leg of flight home to Minneapolis from Kentucky. Visited my son for a week. He's a student here...

 

Did you hear about that school charging for playground equipment, therefore segmenting poor and rich families? Didn't like being challenged, kept on saying 'poor...shhh' until the media got hod of it

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/11/headteacher-segregated-playground-between-rich-and-poor-7221898/