Ever wondered why

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by DUC DEVIL, Jan 10, 2013.

  1. Europe is fcukd


    Pythagoras' theorem - 24 words.
    Lord's Prayer - 66 words.
    Archimedes' Principle - 67 words.
    10 Commandments - 179 words.
    Gettysburg address - 286 words.
    US Declaration of Independence - 1,300 words.
    US Constitution with all 27 Amendments - 7,818 words.
    EU regulations on the sale of cabbage - 26,911 words
     
    #1 DUC DEVIL, Jan 10, 2013
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  2. You can't be too careful when it comes to cabbage.
     
    #2 gliddofglood, Jan 10, 2013
  3. I hate cabbage.
    I hate cauliflower more so I bet that'll have at least 35,000.
    And as for Brussels Sprouts (aka Devils Testicles)............ that should be into 6 figures
     
    #3 mmw14, Jan 10, 2013
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  4. Mind you, Cabbage (or sprouts for that matter) have gotta be worth another 5 horsepower! :tongue:
     
    #4 Jonnymac, Jan 10, 2013
  5. EU - hands off our Belgian Fart Grenades!
     
    #5 JerryXt, Jan 10, 2013
  6. love it lol
     
    #6 johnboy, Jan 10, 2013
  7. Exactly, even if it isn't true. Is it ?

    Creeping control freakery.
     
    #7 johnv, Jan 11, 2013
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  8. The world would be a poorer place without brassicas IMHO
     
    #8 Char, Jan 11, 2013
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  9. In other vegetable news, the EU have called for clear classification between turnips and swedes, such that it is now illegal to call a swede a turnip...except in Cornwall. I promise you this is true!
     
    #9 figaro, Jan 11, 2013
  10. The eurocrats have to justify spending/wasting our money
     
    #10 catweazle, Jan 11, 2013
  11. The expressions "Use your turnip" or "I smacked him around the turnip" will never catch on.
     
    #11 gliddofglood, Jan 11, 2013
  12. #12 mattmccabebrown, Jan 11, 2013
  13. If you havent already read it can I suggest 'Water from Turnips' as an excellent read

    Or maybe not
     
    #13 Char, Jan 11, 2013
  14. well that s a turnip for the books ..............
     
    #14 johnboy, Jan 11, 2013
  15. #15 shadow, Jan 11, 2013
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  16. I was in the dentist reading the Daily Mail ( pfft bullshit paper) apart from your going to die of some horrid illness if you eat more then 3 polos a day ...
    We are facing an Iceage again..
    I'm jolly pleased to see my tax money is being spent well.

    Also they have been doing a study of Icecream vans ... How loud should the chimes be? How many times should it chime? Is the noise a nuisence?

    And people get paid to do these bullshit jobs ?

    Mind you why a grown man wants to be known as "Mr Softie " as our one is called .. Hmmm
     
    #16 He11cat, Jan 11, 2013
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