today's important news from the Rochdale Herald Daniel Dawkins, a 45 year old unemployed plasterer from Manchester was shocked to discover actual genuine Chicken pieces in his local supermarket brand chicken and mushroom pie. “At first I didn’t know what it was till I took a bite, it certainly tasted of chicken anyway” said Mr. Dawkins, completely mystified at the finding. “It’s usually just pastry, loads of mushrooms and a greyish/brown gloop and doesn’t really taste of anything. This one actually had chicken in it and I must say it gave the pie a certain je ne sais quoi.” A spokesperson for Northern Pies, whose advertising slogan is, ‘Just because you can’t see it don’t mean it’s not in it’, said that an investigation within the factory is taking place to discover how actual chicken pieces made its way into the pie. “We fully intend to get to the bottom of this. Not that I’m saying that we use chicken arses in our pies but….” In the meantime all Northern Pies ‘Chicken in a Tin’ products have been recalled for fear they may also contain chicken. Customers are instead asked to try the ‘Beef in a Tin’ pie which is guaranteed 100% beef free although may contain Northern Pies’ famous ‘beef substitute’. The ingredients of which we’ll leave to your imagination.
I've tried evicting my +3 resident rats from my office ceiling using the novel idea of White Smoke pellets (like those used to test chimneys). I now have an office, workshop, coach house and stables all full of white smoke and some rats still resident that appear to be laughing... do rats laugh? We've 1/2 a dozen fire alarms going off telling us in american accents that we have a fire (two of which were in a draw!).... Next I'm going to be honing my air rifle skills...... I can see many holes in my roof and a self inflicted wound in the near future.
I did similar with roosting pigeons. The were nesting high up on a sheltered hopper head next to the roof. Lit 2 smoke pellets and the draw up the pipe was enough to move the little beggars off their nest.
Throttle hand a little achy ?? I get that some times, but not as early as 48 miles though Tel, not sure you're very bike fit mate ??
Can't drink till tomorrow as I'm on the last of my antibiotics for a toothache I developed last week.
