So what have you done today..?

I've only ever moved house once, can't think of anything worse. Our house is much to big and I'm constantly under pressure from the family to downsize, but at the moment I'm still in charge.
Steve

 

Used the "ignore" for the first time

 

No garage= No move. You need to have a man cave.

 

That sounds serious, can you see this.
Steve

 

Well that doesn't work then

 

woke at 5.00 am on my day off..
opened a bottle of red at about 8.30.
don't judge me... I'm on holiday.. In my country it's 10.pm I've not adjusted yet...

 

Nothing wrong with opening it, how long you gonna let it breath for? It’s all gone innit...

 

Ahh I have a cunning plan you see.

 

for at least half an hour.
(yes its gone)

 

Surprised it's just 1 and it's taken this long?

 

You're not well adjusted?

 

I have my moments... I'm having one now... I'm having to adjust to wearing clothes so I can walk to the shop for another bottle...
I'm thinking of dialing a mini cab and getting him to pick one up...

 

Cheer up, you get to watch England win at rugby later.

 

you playing Italy?

 

Looked for a new job. My old one allowed me to fly all over the world, sleep with prostitutes AND get paid for it but now they are stopping all of that. Oxfam ain't what it used to be

 

I hate people who don't check their tracking numbers FFS fuckin' need their balls angle grinding off
Had one recently: complains through Ebay they haven't received about 3 weeks after I posted up the 3-5 day tracking - yip, it was already on it's way back to the UK.

 

Name and shame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........................ it was me wasn't it

 

I was never given a tracking number.

 

Oooooo, Oooooo Who?