So what have you done today..?

Yeah,,he`s spotted a Brunette this time

 

this stuff kills bikes very quickly

 

Steady on, that's just over 1 an hour

 

I only walked up for a magazine and the paper shop was closed, the wife won't have missed me.

 

You are drunk aren't you

 

its Ok he`s booked a room for the night

 

NOT YET but it doesn't take much.
Steve

 

Not at £80 a night, I'd rather crawl home and grovel for mercy.

 

four pints for me,,then i`m anyones

 

Put ya glasses on.

 

he left them at home again and she is getting better by the Pint

 

Put a centrestand on the Multistrada. Then cleaned and tightened the chain. Happy out

 

Hey El T, my son stayed at his girlfriends house last night but was worried about his precious new car, and phoned to say would he be able to get it off the drive what with the snow, I'm not sure, d'ya think he'll be OK??

 

Looks like you've flattened a dove!

 

With care.

 

To be honest stevo ,it's only the lump that's snow, the other white is bubbles, I just washed it for him.

 

Yeah, we didn't get much here, and what we got thawed in the rain as quick as it came

 

Just read that a lorry containing concentrated Viagra has been hijacked in Huddersfield today.

Police are looking for a bunch of hardened criminals

 

Visited the city of Murcia since the Circuito de Cartagena paddock, garages and pit lane were mayhem with all the different classes of bikes vying for track time. Moto3/Motostar, Supersport 600, Superstock 1000, Ducati Tri Option cup, Superbike and some nutter on an Aprilla Tuono ! Sadly our last evening before flying home tomorrow although it has been nice away from all the weather you have been having in the UK. Andy

 

Just waiting on cab to go and see a Gary Moore tribute with a another blues band who does some Bonamassa stuff too. @wroughtironron , you'd love this mate