I've got a vaguely medical day today. Well man health check this morning and dental hygienist this afternoon.
I walked past the local pet shop window today and saw a sign saying, "Amsterdam Cats for Sale", so I went in and said :- "How Dutch is that moggy in the window?"
The mrs bought some new crockery today . Had dinner on the old plates and instead of scraping them off in the bin, just threw the whole lot in the bin!