Funny or odd song titles

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Stressed Hippo, Jan 17, 2013.

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  1. Zappa and the Mothers were good for these...e.g.

    Dance of the rock & roll interviewers.
    The idiot bastard son.
    Half a dozen provocative squats.
    A nun suit painted on some old boxes.

    I'm sure there must be lots of others out there.
     
    #1 Stressed Hippo, Jan 17, 2013
  2. Or what about the sublime album title "Weasels Ripped My Flesh"?

    They don't get better than that.
     
    #2 gliddofglood, Jan 17, 2013
  3. Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave grooving with a pict. (Pink Floyd from Umma Gumma)
     
    #3 900streetfighter, Jan 17, 2013
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  4. Frou frou foxes in mid-summer fires !
     
    #4 Greyman, Jan 17, 2013
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  5. i am the walrus
     
    #5 johnboy, Jan 17, 2013
  6. All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague Away Kit - or many of the interesting stuff from Half Man Half Biscuit
     
    #6 efcbluepete, Jan 17, 2013
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  7. "Pressed Rat and Warthog"...................


    AL
     
    #7 Ghost Rider, Jan 17, 2013
  8. I left my heart in Papworth General

    thanks Pete
     
    #8 Greyman, Jan 17, 2013
  9. Ah yes, the legendary HMHB.............

    The Len Ganley Stance.
    99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
    Fuckin' 'ell, it's Fred Titmus.
    The Bastard son of Dean Friedman.
    I was a teenage armchair Honved fan.
    Stavanger toe stub.
    Improv workshop mimeshow gobshite.

    Classics all!!!
     
    #9 Stressed Hippo, Jan 18, 2013
  10. Hmm, harks back to my apprentice days - good times *cleans his rosé-tinted spectacles*, or fetches another whisky with a smile.
     
    #10 efcbluepete, Jan 18, 2013
  11. The track list is even more bizarre.........

    Didja get any onya?
    Directly from my heart to you.
    Prelude to the afternoon of a sexually aroused gas mask.
    Toads of the short forest.
    Get a little.
    Eric Dolphy memorial barbecue.
    Dwarf Nebula march and Dwarf Nebula.
    My guitar wants to kill your mama.
    oh no.
    The Orange County lumber truck.
    Weasels ripped my flesh.

    I wouldn't mind a pint of what they were drinking!!!
     
    #11 Stressed Hippo, Jan 18, 2013
  12. Oh how the drug misuse culture has changed :rolleyes:
     
    #12 XxAnthxX, Jan 18, 2013
  13. Zappa, it has to be said, was a genuine fully paid-up genius. A quite incredible guitar player, but also a brain operating on another plane.

    Even the names of his kids are funny. Dweezil. Brilliant name.
     
    #13 gliddofglood, Jan 18, 2013
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  14. played a mean bicycle too :- (11.48 mins on if bored)
     
    #14 Chris, Jan 18, 2013
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  15. Work out what this is about, then.....


    "Pressed Rat and Warthog have closed down their shop.
    They didn't want to, 'twas all they had got.
    Selling atonal apples, amplified heat,
    And Pressed Rat's collection of dog legs and feet.

    Sadly they left, telling no one goodbye.
    Pressed Rat wore red jodhpurs, Warthog a striped tie.
    Between them they carried a three-legged sack,
    Went straight round the corner and never came back.

    The bad captain madman had ordered their fate.
    He laughed and stomped off with a nautical gait.
    The gate turned into a deroga tree,
    And his peg-leg got woodworm and broke into three.

    Pressed Rat and Warthog have closed down their shop.
    They didn't want to, 'twas all they had got.
    Selling atonal apples, amplified heat,
    And Pressed Rats collection of dog legs and feet."
     
    #15 Ghost Rider, Jan 18, 2013
  16. Best album cover. Ever.

    The title is Songs for Swinging Lovers.


     Radio-Stars-Songs-For-Swingin-449214.jpg

    Look carefully.

    Radio-Stars-Songs-For-Swingin-449214.jpg
     
    #16 Loz, Jan 18, 2013
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  17. alas another shop hit by the recession :frown: Where's a bloke supposed to go for his groceries now?
     
    #17 Chris, Jan 18, 2013
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  18. :upyeah: I like this [​IMG]
     
    #18 Chris, Jan 18, 2013
  19. Brilliant response.....

    .....and I'm right out of amplified heat....

    AL
     
    #19 Ghost Rider, Jan 18, 2013
  20. Brain Salad Surgery
     
    #20 keith916, Jan 18, 2013
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