Stick a broom up me arse and I'll sweep the floor too. Men are the original multi-taskers; I know women who can't walk and chew gum at the same time...
Nothing all day. It's hard work doing nothing because you can't stop for a rest. Gonna relax a bit with this now. Some of Figs bacon cake wouldn't go a miss with it...
went to work waited for a part paid 200 euros for it to be delivered by UPS before 9am o/night from germany arrived at 9.25 wrong part.... needed this They sent this Fail
Earned myself a filthy look at work today. I was waiting at the tea point to get some hot water for my cup of coffee and two women were in front of me. They were nattering and occasionally remembering to fill their mugs with hot water, wash up their cups, stir their drinks, whatever. The conversation must have taken all of their attention as I had to stand there for quite a while before they noticed I was waiting. Someone passing by noticed this and gave me a look. I said, maybe just a tiny bit too loud, "Multitasking my hairy arse" and that's when I got a filthy look from one of the two natterers in front of me. Oops.