The World Has Gone Mad

I know, low income families in this day and age.
Unbelievable.

 

The world is run by fruit cakes

 

Quite like a fruit cake, but moisture is key

 

That’s discriminatory, I feel sorry for pens, where do they go.

I blame Bic

 

More of a Mont Blanc man myself.

 

Oh I don’t like mountains

 

Mountains can be cool, especially at the top.

 

The classic Mont Blanc or some of the limited editions?

 

Not too fussed... It is Friday isn't it?

 

Yeh ok, they are ok if you can drive up them, walking up them, Na, takes way to much time. Anyway, what about those pencil cases. I used to go to school with woodchip wall paper on my books. Spot the council estate kid

 

You must have been rich! At my school we only had one book, and that was in a picture...

 

Luxury

 

Wait till I tell my brethren in the Ruler Liberation Front. They’ll get the measure of the rule!!!!

 

Oh well, now it’ll just be the kids £600 phones that differentiate the classes.

With modern kids that listen to all that grime music though, the poor kids win as they just stab and steal from the richer ones

 

No they've got that 'phone angle covered. All kids must use a phone box or a Nokia, though apparently some granma's are reporting that their 'phones have been nicked after visits by the grandkids!

 

If HB2 is the most popular pencil, why isn't it called the HB1 ?

 

More of a HB3 man myself, that bit more weight makes for easy carriage behind ones ear.

 

That'll be because there's no such thing as HB1 or HB2...... There's H2 (or 3 etc) ...or 2B (or 3 etc) ...or plain old HB in the middle. The H being harder and B being softer the higher the #
Bloody hell !! ....makes me feel old remembering that from when I was a RR DO apprentice using graphite

 

Whars happened ! You couldn’t have anything posh at school it’d get nicked

Just had these