F***k*** Cyclists

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by J biker, Jul 4, 2017.

  1. Push bikes are now turning into motorbikes.... I really fancy one of these for doing some alpine riding.

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  2. Could easily be fixed ^^^^^^^

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  3. Electric bikes, making fat blokes look like they are fit since 1999

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  4. I guess you’ve not tried ascending up an alpine mountain just using pedal power? ;)

    I think eBikes look brilliant. Making MTB more accessible for older or unfit people, and for those of us who are into big descents and mountains, we don’t need to rely on chairlifts or uplifts.

    Did 3 days cycling in Northern Italy in 2016. The fact my mrs had an eBike made it a much more enjoyable experience for both of us. The multiple wine tours did help spice up the boring descents.

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  5. Enduro bike be far more fun but they are noisy and dirty and scare flowers, electric bikes will hopefully change that, if you’re a fruit like
     
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  6. Would love one if I had 5k plus burning a hole :eek:
     
  7. Enduro is slow compared to Downhill MTB :p

     
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  8. Amazing.
    Gee's Dad Simon, who I've known for 25 years, has 3 kids, Gee, Dan and Rachel. All three of them are world-class downhillers.
    Rachel is probably the most successful,
    having been world champ several times
    Proud Dad...
     
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  9. KTM have just brought out a 2 stroke 250 MX, the flowers will wilt, good
     
  10. Tried a 150SX a few moths back. Shit that thing flys :astonished: pooooowwwerr baaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnd
     
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  12. Try the 300 TPI. Supposed to be fantastic.
     
  13. someone thinks the gate is worth more than the bike, by virtue of what has the chain on it...;)
     
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  14. These Lycra clad tour de Twat types... They’re all just Drug peddlers really...
    They bring a new meaning to the term Mount Blanc..
    amazing how the all conquering Frome is now really struggling at the Giro since there were reported doubts about strange substances on board.... x
     
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  15. Ouch!

    I think the chain helps to stop camping people from opening the gate and leaving their sofas and fridges behind.
     
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  16. From Giro d'Italia to Giro d'sign-on.
     
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  17. We’ve lots of parallel running cycle lanes around here and yet the “ I think I look good in Lycra boys “ STILL don’t use them.. the individual leaders avoid them as do the main peloton ... probably due to the fear of picking up marbles on their tyres or perhaps they are simply above using such a common facility..

    Disabled buggies with no road tax insurance etc on the road p****s me off..
    mind you that’s really the fault of the morons who park across pavements leaving them little option.. we even get some knobs who park so far onto a pavement that the pair of wheels that are not actually on the pavement are still touching the kerb on the inside of their tyres.. imagine what that’s like for a blind person trying to navigate along their way
    I don’t advocate those who key cars etc but I don hope their shopping trolleys meet with these selfish idiot’s paintwork ... x
     
  18. If the poverty-stricken, backward-facing, reality-denying UK made roads wide enough to accommodate both traffic and cars parked in the road, or banned parking in the road where such is impossible, plus if they moved cyclists off the road and onto the pavements and cycle lanes where they belong, we might see some improvement in traffic flow, safety and such.

    A good start wold be levelling some of the older town centres and replacing them with something modern and fit for purpose. Instead of the labyrinthine rat-mazes from Elizabethan times that we are stuck with.
     
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  19. Tbh, the way this country is going we will all be on bloody bicycles. Fuel heading upwards, Satan’s followers drive fossil fuel vehicles, but the fecking hypocritical pricks live quite the opposite lifestyle.

    Quick read of the BBC news, the fecking world is ending, such a depression induced website
     
  20. Quit reading the BBC news, evo. This is more your speed.
     
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