British Citizenship Test

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by SOUP, Jan 27, 2013.

  1. When its hoisted
     
  2. Only on naval ships and not when under way (and not on merchant navy ships)..........It doesn't just apply to the UK as a 'jack' is a generic term for a similar flag used by other nations' naval ships.

    AL
     
  3. I have some additional questions for ya;

    1. Which is the right side of the road?
    2. Where does the royal family come from?
    3. What does the word 'set' mean (give at least 5 definitions)
    4. Where is 'Wetwang'?
    5. What are the opening times of 'The Lake District' during the summer??
    6. How long is the NHS waiting list?
    7. What's the international dialing code for Pakistan?
    8. Fill in the missing word; "He's not the .........., he's a very naughty boy!"
    9. Who snatched the milk?
    10. How many pints make up 'a cheeky one'?
     
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  4. Why did the chicken cross the road?
     
  5. Give examples of when you would use there, their and they're

    Similarly for your and you're

    Do you think something to be true or fink it is true.

    Would you be with someone or wiv someone.
     
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  6. One of the guys in our office got 6 :rolleyes:. In his defence he is from Sheffield :tongue:
     
  7. 9/10 I'm in

    would have been better if you needed to use paper and a pen rather than multiple choice

    btw the cat got 6/10
     
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  8. Is your cat from Sheffield too? :smile:
     
  9. Of course...........It was in 'Alice in Wonderland'................
     
  10. Basingstoke - says it all really
     
  11. Or should you of come up with something better to have given as an example using 'off'! :wink:
     
  12. 7 out of 10 :(
     
  13. 10/10 for a thicko geordie.......
     
  14. The important question is: Will you do your duty as a good citizen, pay your taxes, vote in elections, do jury service, and loyally support British endeavours? If yes, you're very welcome as a free and equal citizen; if no, you're in the wrong country.
     
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  15. I got 8/10. can I claim the sort of wedge that Abu Hamza's been squeezing out of us tax payers ?
     
  16. Mesiah:biggrin:

    Good point well made. Any applicant should be able to recite the script from TLOB and MP&THG verbatim and explain the humour contained therein.​Book of Armaments.
     
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  17. boring bastard i know,i never took the test,i just fooked off from the uk 13 years ago(aged 23).:upyeah:
     
  18. ok,i done it........7/10.can i get dole?.....
     
  19. You never told us your score Pete. Was this your way of saying you got 4/10 :tongue::tongue:
     
  20. If the Americans were to be believed, anything, as long as it was badly boiled.

    Ironic when you consider American chemically altered 'nutrition' they have the nerve to criticise anyone's cousine.
     
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