Indeed - I confused myself with "Even had a Biposto Steel rear subframe powder coated and fitted, so pillion pegs can be fitted and the seat swapped over if you want to go 2 up (Seat and Footpegs not included)" on the advert. I think I was too busy admiring and not really reading.
I guess I could always "settle" for... A wonderful 999 in Martini colours. I think this would look just right in my front room.
https://www.ebay-kleinanzeigen.de/s-anzeige/ducati-999r-fila/881505293-305-1977 999R Fila with early plastic fairings and non-Fila tank?
Ever felt that you missed out in some way by not buying a 900 monster brand new in 1993? Problem solved.