I cannot afford a horse so I have fitted special servos to my motorbike. Using a random number generator, the rig can send signals to my brakes, throttle and steering to over-ride normal manual control over my bike at odd moments. It's pretty cool and exciting.
I was pretending dude never go anywhere without an engine (or were you meaning because of my huge willy?)
And run over if they don't comply. It's the only way...It's for your own good. Trundling round on these draconian Victorian distractions is only gonna end one way. So, work harder,and buy a car or a motorcycle. Simples
I have to agree with all of the comments about cyclists being ignorant, selfish, wannebes. I avoid the country lanes around me because of them. Not horse riders who I find are fine. I gave them space and consideration and they are grateful. You can't give cyclists space and consideration because they think that do not have to share the road - they are the only people important enough to use it. And yes, cake guzzling seems to be a very important part of cycling....
Personally, I think you are being a little harsh on the worthless shits but I believe in live and let live (I also believe in cycle lanes, too).
In the Netherlands , cycling is a way of life, people do everything on their bikes, the shopping, going to school( no school busses there, one hour to school on the bike and an hour back in the evening is very normal in rural area’s, going to work the same, the facilities are second to none, the whole infrastructure, even fiscal for cycling to work is all arranged properly, different bikes too, and this has been the case for deccenia !
Right, I've just come back from Lepe where I take my pup for a walk. On the A326 heading home, there were mamils 3 a breast on their draconian Victorian distractions, so I waited patiently for 30 secs or so before I gave 1 gentle toot on the horn. One of these utter inconsiderate c**ts turned round and gave me the bird. You fucking prick, is it any wonder folk hate you? You're lucky I was in my car and didn't want to damage it, if I was in my lass's car, I would have ploughed over the lot of ya. What an utter bunch of bastards, I hope you all get knocked off by an artic.
To be fair - the MAMILS I come across cannot be defended, these cycling threads always have humour - some of which is miss understood and results in nastiness - but never anyone defending such behaviour that the majority of this kind of cyclist displays
Still not perfect but I've taken out a hyphen and added a comma so even you should be able to comprehend it now with your English skills. To help I've added the bit you left out. You are clearly being mischievous 'some of which is miss understood and results in nastiness, but never anyone defending such behaviour that the majority of this kind of cyclist displays'
Still doesn’t really make sense to me I’m not even a MAMIL but I do find the intolerance towards the cycling community a little odd. You get bellends in all walks of life, the aim is to not let them spoil it for the rest of us.
Still doesn’t really make sense to me I’m not even a MAMIL but I do find the intolerance towards the cycling community a little odd. You get bellends in all walks of life, the aim is to not let them spoil it for the rest of us.
