F***k*** Cyclists

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by J biker, Jul 4, 2017.

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  1. Cycle lanes are ok for kids, fatties on mountain bikes and slow cyclists. But not for us carbon framed, lycra'd up warriors. No Siree- we need a nice smooth uninterrupted (for us :laughing:) road surface. Anyway, cycle lanes are covered in fallen thorns, litter etc. We're more prone to punctures. And you wouldn't want us inconvenienced now, would you?? ;)
     
    #281 Mary Hinge, Jun 11, 2018
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  2. right, got to get kitted in lycra to mount my carbon steed and head for home via the roads of Cheshire and Merseyside. I hope the knob-end motorists don't slow me down again, like they did this morning, selfish queueing bastards!
     
    #282 efcbluepete, Jun 11, 2018
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  3. I do, but only the Monster and my cycles give my heart a work out.
     
    #283 SlowHand, Jun 11, 2018
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  4. You need to subscribe get your money out £15 and you get a Halfords discount card
    Then you can drama queen all you want :)
     
    #284 Ducbird, Jun 11, 2018
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  5. :innocent::innocent:
     
    #285 Ducbird, Jun 11, 2018
  6. I can do drama :D
     
    #286 Ducbird, Jun 11, 2018
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  7. Perfect when do we start :cool:
     
    #287 Ducbird, Jun 11, 2018
  8. It decided to low side and slide up the road in 2011 injuring me and putting me off riding again
     
    #288 Ducbird, Jun 11, 2018
  9. Ah just a fractured shoulder fractured collar bone and dislocated shoulder
     
    #289 Ducbird, Jun 11, 2018
  10. I'm on shift..... o_O
     
    #290 Wayne58, Jun 11, 2018
  11. Nope, always ready and here to assist with a good playful kicking :upyeah::D
     
    #291 Wayne58, Jun 11, 2018
  12. Threads have eyes :eyes:
     
    #292 Exige, Jun 11, 2018
  13. F***k*** Cyclists

    After 17 pages I have solved the puzzle after several cyclist have posted, it was staring at me in the eye all along :rolleyes:

    Is it: Fucking Cyclists? o_O
     
    #293 Exige, Jun 11, 2018
  14. Posh as fook coffee coming up for me - it's in a jar though :) non of that pretentious crap :thinkingface:
     
    #294 Exige, Jun 11, 2018
  15. Wrong Ex, too many stars between F and K, try again dumbo !! ;)
     
    #295 Wayne58, Jun 11, 2018
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  16. I came back with a whisky :)
     
    #296 Exige, Jun 11, 2018
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  17. I will have another think for a few more days :thinkingface:
     
    #297 Exige, Jun 11, 2018
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  18. No problem, glad I could help, let us know when you've sussed it :upyeah:
     
    #298 Wayne58, Jun 12, 2018
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  19. Are you shittin us connoisseurs of coffee ?? Nescafe is reet posh FFS :cool::p
     
    #299 Wayne58, Jun 12, 2018
  20. In English, does that lot mean Nescafe?? :worried:
     
    #300 Wayne58, Jun 12, 2018
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