Yeah, when I said that I decided to treat myself, I should have probably told the full story. I had my eye on a lovely Rolex until Supergran showed up. You all take the mickey, but scooters do save you money in the long run.
Look, don't shoot the messenger here but you can get actual watches that are small enough to fit in the wrist. There's no need to put up with something unwieldy and the size of a dinner plate.
I was once told by a Director a watch is the mark of a man - WTF I don't wear a watch and haven't for 20 years you can get the time on your phone