Things To Say To Siri On The Iphone...................

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by El Toro, Jun 18, 2018.

  1. If you've not done this give it a try................say to Siri

    1. I see a little silhouette of a man

    2. Rap

    3. Hey Computer

    4. Do I look fat in this?

    5. Beatbox for me

    6. What is your best pick up line?

    7. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

    8. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


    9. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    10. Is winter coming?

    And go....................

     
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  2. What is zero divided by zero?
     
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  3. Why are fire trucks red?
     
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  4. which is heavier a tonne of metal or a tonne of feathers
     
  5. Metal... Obvs. :)
     
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  6. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

    I got is that you Mary......
     
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  8. Don’t you wish you were Alexa
     
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  9. Siri, I just farted...
     
  10. Siri, did you just fart??
     
  11. Who let the dogs out
     
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  12. apparently that reply has been retired
     
  13. Angry dragon ?
     
  14. Quite right, I had the “Alexa” one by mistake !
     
  15. I told Alexa she was annoying she apologised lol
     
  16. Usually get I didn’t understand try again later
     
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  17. 1. Will you marry me.
    2. Siri your an idiot.
     
  18. We’ve got Alexa throughout the house. Talk anywhere and she can control the temperature, lights, TV, music to any or all rooms etc...

    Siri used to be the best, now it’s awful. Unfortunately I’m stuck with Siri when using it on the bike intercom. It usually goes like this...

    “Hey Siri... call Jenna”

    “I found these places nearby, that do Henna tattoos”

    “Hey Siri, text Jenna and tell her I’m on my way home from work”

    “Message to Gemma reads, i’m on my bone from burk, ready to send”

    “No”

    “Your message has been sent”
     
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  19. Love it :D
     
  20. Brilliant!! :D
     
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