For Sale 999/749

Discussion in 'Parts, Accessories & Clothing For Sale' started by JoeC, Jul 29, 2018.

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    Also this; a factory fit screen complete with the much loved 'dalek' light. This was fitted to my 999R which previously belonged to Jorge Lorenzo so if you fit it to your bike you will become slightly faster, more successful with women and genarally an all round top bloke. So why am I selling it? Because I am already all of those things and more, and besides I now have a screen that used to belong to George Clooney so therefore have no further need of it!

    Become a much loved racing legend and friend to all for only £35/40€* (*plus postage of course, subject to status, terms & conditions apply, purchase of screen does not automatically confer legendary status, other screens exist.).
    payment via Transferwise.
     
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  2. I havent got a 749/999,will it still work for me?
     
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  3. Is it scratched to death? Amid all of the hilarity there was no mention of condition... ;)

    I'm interested though as I've got some aftermarket double bubble thing that doesn't half kick up some turbulence at speed.
     
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  4. No it's fine of course, it doesn't have any scratches but if you stare into it for long enough you will see Jorge's smiling face staring back at you, a bit like one of those magic eye pictures from the '90's. I guess he had a kind of Turin Shroud effect on it as he is after all, a bit like Jesus!
     
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  5. Buy it and see. Or why not buy a 999/749 and fit it?* (*No refunds.)
     
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  6. *Amidst
     
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  7. Actually, amid:

    Essentially, among means he's surrounded by distinct trees (a countable noun), while amid means he's in the middle of the rain (an uncountable noun). Amid and amidst are both prepositions that mean in the middle of. You can use these words interchangeably.

    Shall we say £35 posted and not mention such pedantry again unless we're toasting yet another Lorenzo Ducati win over tankards of foaming prosecco? :joy::joy::joy:

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  8. Similarly, among and amongst are interchangeable, along with while and whilst.
    Meanwhile, prosecco is interchangeable with vinegar.

    Carry on : o )
     
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  9. Equally good with chips!
     
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  10. Yeah sure, that'll do for me: After all, amidst the many items of various weights of which I have available, it must be amongst the lightest and therefore most cost effective to convey!
     
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  11. If they're 999-based... let's be knowing what! :D
     
  12. Shall I close the thread?
     
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  13. I've PM'd him... do you want a double-bubble for your 749? £35!

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  14. Unless it works as a gear lever errr .... no!
     
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  15. ( give ya £40 for the steering damper though!)
     
  16. You're teeny so you won't get the buffeting mentioned above :thinkingface:
     
  17. I dont get a buffeting with my standard screen. These bikes were designed for people of my size.. not some elongated version of E.T ( that's the Spielberg one not el toro)
     
  18. You mind sending it to my Nigerian account?
     
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