As you may know, i write quite a few songs (or lots of bit of songs) and always jot down cool ideas for tracks and song titles...my music is instrumental...anyway i try and get the song to have some relevance to the track..ie, a track im working on at the moment is an OTT guitar fest called 'Combustible Material', but ive also got 'Midlife Crisis', 'Something Im working On' etc etc blah blah..but whats the best song title youve ever heard?? heres a few ive heard over the years...these are all REAL tracks!! Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While Cryin Over You Sweaty Betty She Got The Goldmine, I got The Shaft If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now and the nastiest of them all (from a death metal band called Cannibal Corpse).. Entrails Ripped From A Virgins C***. whats the best/sickest youve ever heard??
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd
Surely that was The Dead Kennedys? Sold in a plain wrapper, if I remember correctly (not that I have it).
There is a "band" in the states called "Anal C**t". Some of their track titles would be amusing if we had no brain cells...however...
"Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills" - Ray Stevens
\ No, not the Dead K's. Definately WC&EC. I have a copy. However, the DC's were good for a brief time.... [TABLE="class: tracklist"] [TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"] [TD="align: left"]Kill the Poor" (written by East Bay Ray, Biafra)[/TD] [TD="align: right"]3:07[/TD] [/TR] [TR="bgcolor: #F7F7F7"] [TD="align: right"]2.[/TD] [TD="align: left"]"Forward to Death" (written by 6025)[/TD] [TD="align: right"]1:23[/TD] [/TR] [TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"] [TD="align: right"]3.[/TD] [TD="align: left"]"When Ya Get Drafted" [/TD] [TD="align: right"]1:23[/TD] [/TR] [TR="bgcolor: #F7F7F7"] [TD="align: right"]4.[/TD] [TD="align: left"]"Let's Lynch the Landlord" [/TD] [TD="align: right"]2:13[/TD] [/TR] [TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"] [TD="align: right"]5.[/TD] [TD="align: left"]"Drug Me" [/TD] [TD="align: right"]1:56[/TD] [/TR] [TR="bgcolor: #F7F7F7"] [TD="align: right"]6.[/TD] [TD="align: left"]"Your Emotions" (written by East Bay Ray)[/TD] [TD="align: right"]1:20[/TD] [/TR] [TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"] [TD="align: right"]7.[/TD] [TD="align: left"]"Chemical Warfare" [/TD] [TD="align: right"]2:55[/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [TABLE="class: tracklist collapsible collapsed, width: 1"] [TR] [TH="class: tlheader mbox-text, bgcolor: #FFFFFF, colspan: 10, align: left"][show]Limited release bonus track[/TH] [TD="class: mbox-empty-cell"][/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE] [TABLE="class: tracklist"] [TR] [TH="class: tlheader mbox-text, bgcolor: #FFFFFF, colspan: 10, align: left"]Side two[/TH] [TD="class: mbox-empty-cell"][/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TH="class: tlheader, bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: right"]No.[/TH] [TH="class: tlheader, bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]Title[/TH] [TH="class: tlheader, bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: right"]Length[/TH] [TD="class: mbox-empty-cell"][/TD] [/TR] [TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"] [TD="align: right"]1.[/TD] [TD="align: left"]"California Über Alles" (written by Biafra, John Greenway)[/TD] [TD="align: right"]3:03[/TD] [/TR] [TR="bgcolor: #F7F7F7"] [TD="align: right"]2.[/TD] [TD="align: left"]"I Kill Children" [/TD] [TD="align: right"]2:04[/TD] [/TR] [TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"] [TD="align: right"]3.[/TD] [TD="align: left"]"Stealing People's Mail" [/TD] [TD="align: right"]1:34[/TD] [/TR] [TR="bgcolor: #F7F7F7"] [TD="align: right"]4.[/TD] [TD="align: left"]"Funland at the Beach" [/TD] [TD="align: right"]1:49[/TD] [/TR] [TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"] [TD="align: right"]5.[/TD] [TD="align: left"]"Ill in the Head" (written by 6025, Biafra)[/TD] [TD="align: right"]2:46[/TD] [/TR] [TR="bgcolor: #F7F7F7"] [TD="align: right"]6.[/TD] [TD="align: left"]"Holiday in Cambodia" (written by Biafra, Greenway)[/TD] [TD="align: right"]4:37[/TD] [/TR] [TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"] [TD="align: right"]7.[/TD] [TD="align: left"]"Viva Las Vegas" (written by Doc Pomus, Mort Shuman; originally performed by Elvis Presley)[/TD] [TD="align: right"]2:42[/TD] [/TR] [TR] [TD="colspan: 2, align: right"][/TD] [/TR] [/TABLE]