Best song titles ever

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by funkyrimpler, Feb 4, 2013.

  1. As you may know, i write quite a few songs (or lots of bit of songs) and always jot down cool ideas for tracks and song titles...my music is instrumental...anyway i try and get the song to have some relevance to the track..ie, a track im working on at the moment is an OTT guitar fest called 'Combustible Material', but ive also got 'Midlife Crisis', 'Something Im working On' etc etc blah blah..but whats the best song title youve ever heard??

    heres a few ive heard over the years...these are all REAL tracks!!

    Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

    I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

    Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

    Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

    I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

    I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While Cryin Over You

    Sweaty Betty

    She Got The Goldmine, I got The Shaft

    If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

    and the nastiest of them all (from a death metal band called Cannibal Corpse)..

    Entrails Ripped From A Virgins C***.

    whats the best/sickest youve ever heard??
     
    #1 funkyrimpler, Feb 4, 2013
    Last edited: Feb 4, 2013
  2. Wayne County & the Electric Chairs : Too Drunk to Fuck

    How romantic!
     
  3. "Don't Drop the Soap With Anyone Else but Me" - Stan Ridgeway
     
  4. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffett
     
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  5. Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd
     
  6. "One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces" - Ben Folds Five
     
  7. How about Ted Nugent's 'Yank Me, Crank Me' and 'Wang Dang Sweet Poontang' - classy guy... :wink:
     
  8. "Fuck Her Gently" - Tenacious D
     
  9. Surely that was The Dead Kennedys?

    Sold in a plain wrapper, if I remember correctly (not that I have it).
     
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  10. Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe - the Locust
     
  11. There is a "band" in the states called "Anal C**t". Some of their track titles would be amusing if we had no brain cells...however...
     
  12. Weasels Ripped My Flesh - Frank Zappa
     
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  13. It's Hard to Say I Love You (When You're Sitting On My Face) - Marty and The Muff Tones
     
  14. Bird house in your soul - They Might Be Giants
     
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  15. "How Come A Carrot Is More Orange Than An Orange?" - The Amboy Dukes
     
  16. Call Any Vegetable, But Call It By Name - Frank Zappa
     
  17. "Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills" - Ray Stevens
     
  18. The half eaten sausage would like to see you in his office -The Locust
     
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    No, not the Dead K's. Definately WC&EC. I have a copy. However, the DC's were good for a brief time....
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    [TD="align: left"]Kill the Poor" (written by East Bay Ray, Biafra)[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]3:07[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #F7F7F7"]
    [TD="align: right"]2.[/TD]
    [TD="align: left"]"Forward to Death" (written by 6025)[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1:23[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
    [TD="align: right"]3.[/TD]
    [TD="align: left"]"When Ya Get Drafted" [/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1:23[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #F7F7F7"]
    [TD="align: right"]4.[/TD]
    [TD="align: left"]"Let's Lynch the Landlord" [/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]2:13[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
    [TD="align: right"]5.[/TD]
    [TD="align: left"]"Drug Me" [/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1:56[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #F7F7F7"]
    [TD="align: right"]6.[/TD]
    [TD="align: left"]"Your Emotions" (written by East Bay Ray)[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1:20[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
    [TD="align: right"]7.[/TD]
    [TD="align: left"]"Chemical Warfare" [/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]2:55[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    [TABLE="class: tracklist collapsible collapsed, width: 1"]
    [TR]
    [TH="class: tlheader mbox-text, bgcolor: #FFFFFF, colspan: 10, align: left"]
    [show]​
    Limited release bonus track[/TH]
    [TD="class: mbox-empty-cell"][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    [TABLE="class: tracklist"]
    [TR]
    [TH="class: tlheader mbox-text, bgcolor: #FFFFFF, colspan: 10, align: left"]Side two[/TH]
    [TD="class: mbox-empty-cell"][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TH="class: tlheader, bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: right"]No.[/TH]
    [TH="class: tlheader, bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: left"]Title[/TH]
    [TH="class: tlheader, bgcolor: #EEEEEE, align: right"]Length[/TH]
    [TD="class: mbox-empty-cell"][/TD]
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    [TD="align: right"]1.[/TD]
    [TD="align: left"]"California Über Alles" (written by Biafra, John Greenway)[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]3:03[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #F7F7F7"]
    [TD="align: right"]2.[/TD]
    [TD="align: left"]"I Kill Children" [/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]2:04[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
    [TD="align: right"]3.[/TD]
    [TD="align: left"]"Stealing People's Mail" [/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1:34[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #F7F7F7"]
    [TD="align: right"]4.[/TD]
    [TD="align: left"]"Funland at the Beach" [/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]1:49[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
    [TD="align: right"]5.[/TD]
    [TD="align: left"]"Ill in the Head" (written by 6025, Biafra)[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]2:46[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #F7F7F7"]
    [TD="align: right"]6.[/TD]
    [TD="align: left"]"Holiday in Cambodia" (written by Biafra, Greenway)[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]4:37[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR="bgcolor: #FFFFFF"]
    [TD="align: right"]7.[/TD]
    [TD="align: left"]"Viva Las Vegas" (written by Doc Pomus, Mort Shuman; originally performed by Elvis Presley)[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]2:42[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD="colspan: 2, align: right"][/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
     
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