I was watching the goggle box last night when I think it was Andrex had an advert about vote on your toilet paper habits do you scrunch or fold. WTF???? I may be an old stick in the mud but really???? I was brought up that what goes on in the bathroom stays in the bathroom if your a girl . I was a bit gobsmacked . What next how many times do you poo a day press your buttons now ! Vile ... Who answers these stupid polls anyway??? Could I be arsed to .. Nope!!!!
well at least they will not be showing that add in Bagdad ,as they use there left hand , dirty basterds:biggrin:
B*gger the polls........why is it every time I get a new bog roll, they use so much glue to hold the loose end down that I lose half a roll before I can even start using it? AL
Oh and I fold :-D As a kid I got told 3 sheets are enough and don't waste I hate toilet paper that dissolves on contact yeweee
Izal or Andrex ??? Scrunch or fold .. Lol .. Well first I fold into an origami swan .. Scrunchy Izal at school used to chaff your bottom
I hope you cut it in neat squares and hang it with rough garden twine from the out house door Al . Top tip when your finished reading your FT for an injection of glamour do as above for when guests come round . It will make them feel special having pink loo paper .
I know sexy spin and loo paper ??? " hey ladies great for mopping up problem bedroom spills as well ". That will be next !!!
