Obviously I'm Not Well

Sam I'll explain the difference, every time you ride a fugley, the first thing that comes to your mind is


every time you ride a 1200 and later strada, the first thing that comes to mind is
"I'm so glad I have the multistrada section of the forum as a favourite on my phone/laptop/desktop/tattoo's on my arm, just in case"

 

At least that owner has a good looking tool chest to greet them when they open the garage

 

No, you’re not

 

Tbf it’s pretty wild to ride and from on board doesn’t look too bad...

 

Having ridden and owned one, you couldn’t if you tried. The brakes are like blocks of wood.

 

I've done countless fat birds and rotters and can say they are still more fulfilling on my retinas than a strada.
"No animals or fat birds were harmed in this post"

 

Sound like a statement from the man that impregnated serena Williams

 

It wasn’t me. But I would. Although, tbf, whatever she wanted, she’d probably take anyway.

 

Banging her from behind would be like trying to hang on to the spoiler of a maestro turbo doing doughnuts and handbrake turns

 

Just close your eyes and dream of Fatima whitbred

 

With the right training Sam you can overcome and conquer anything.
I used to be like that but then one day the glorious sport of pig rustling was introduced to me.
It's like practice as they let you do anything

 

Whoopie Goldberg when
She was younger ?

 

Those thighs could break a man I’m half. Wonderful way to go...

 

In a front wheel drive car??

 

Ah. Whitamer Fatbred. Now there was a woman.