What Tenuous Link Do You Have To A Famous Name Real Person Or Not...?

Ive got a Peter Osgood signed football must be worth a million ££.

 

Possibly, she wasn't very shy, Dark hair, slim, athletic build, a few freckles on her face, about 5' 7". She would be 49 now.

 

My Lottie is 41 now and natural blond, close call

 

I come from the same planet as most on here!

 

When I was 18 years old I was a dispatch rider & had Z650 brand new, took it for service at Phoenix Kawasaki in Wrecclesham near Farnham, there was a kawasaki test rider in on the then new Z750E, they let me have a go on it took it to Petersfield and back, apparently i was first joe public to ride it before it was released for sale. Also when dispatch riding I was in Iranian embassy just before the siege took place, didn't no anything about it till I got home that night.
In Dec 94 my wife died, her best mate got me and her partener tickets for a Phil Collins concert at Wembley arena, which included VIP tickets for the end of tour party, I no Phil Collins & Gary Mabbutt (spurs) was there & loads of other celebs, to this day don't remember any of them,(wrong headspace at the time) just remember my mate going on about there's so an so most the night, i remember going in & everybody looking at us thinking who the hell are we, never felt so out of place

 

Met this guy many many moons ago he was mooching round a trade show gave me his bizzy card and said he was looking for some "bargain" components told him to bugger off we didn't need that sort of business , apparently he's done quite well for himself

 

I sat next to Twiggy in Ena Sharples make up chair before appearing on a television series.

 

It's true i jest you not .

 

I pay a visit to Buckingham House once a month to clip royal toenails,great to see how the Rich benefit scroungers live

 

My brother in law called eddie irvine a wanker.

 

Many years ago I was in a 747 investigating a problem in the cabin. I was on my hands and knees in the forward cabin looking for something (can't remember what).
Anyway, after a few minutes I jumped up in pain as I had knelt on something sharp to find a boarding pass stub neatly stapled to my knee.
Looking at the stub I saw the passenger name was "F. Laker (Sir)".

 

Stephen Hawking came to our wedding. Well, I say that; he was staying at the same hotel in Oxford where we had the reception. He was checking out at the same time as us and some of our guests.

 

That's not tenuous...everyone does...

 

I seen a peanut stand

 

that's a rare sight these days i am mostly horizontal.

 

I kissed Kate Bush!

 

My other half, her doctor was Kate Bush's dad..

 

Sat beside Paul Weller on a flight

Went to school with the drummer from Altered Images

 

I have slept in Catherine Zeta-Jones’ bed.