Religion.......... Is it all that?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by El Toro, Feb 8, 2013.

  1. I have been known to talk b+++++.You are obviously to young to know what I am talking about!
     
  2. This is God!
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  3. Turn away from your false gods, believe in the Force and you can all be Jedi like me :wink:
     
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  4. You called my child pmsl
     
  5. religion has a lot to answer for, most of it negative. Can the small amount of psychological support it gives a minority justify the millions of murders committed in its name?

    As some one posted earlier, this is a bike forum. Being bikers/motorcyclists brings us together, and more specifically, so does our love of Ducati.

    However, although we have Ducati in common, we all have diverse backgrounds, views and opinions on a variety of subjects. The "Lounge" section is where we discuss those matters, in an adult, calm and appropriate manner (mostly!). Long may it continue.
     
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  6. Don't know about God, but the Tooth Fairy is definitely real because at least a few times I put a tooth under my pillow and it turned into a sixpence. I didn't want to tempt fate by trying it with my wisdom teeth. You must never anger deities or unspeakable misfortune will assail you.
     
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  7. The Easter bunny is also real, or is it the energizer bunny?
     
  8. Nessie is real :)
     
  9. Sorry if your Catholic ( is ok was brought up with part Catholic family).

    Had to try not to laugh on the news that the current pope is " retiring" I over heard " well he does look really evil... He looks like The Emperor in Star wars films."
    Did make me laugh.
     
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    #30 Sinister, Feb 11, 2013
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  11. I have not seen that picture !
    thats quite disturbing and funny :)
     
  12. There sure is a resemblance lol!
     
  13. "having a war about religion is like having a fight over who's got the best imaginary friend."
     
    #33 Lightning_650, Feb 11, 2013
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  14. God ‘probably going to call it a day’ as well

    God, the Lord Creator of Heaven and Earth, has announced that in the wake of Pope Benedict’s resignation, He too is thinking about ‘calling time on the whole creation thing’

    In a press conference held before the heavenly host and selected journalists, God said that he felt Pope Benedict “had got the right idea about this divine rule gig” and that he was “probably going to wrap the whole thing up quite soon”.
    Sources close to His Omnipotence say that the prospect of eternity has really being playing on his mind of late. ‘He’s been feeling his age over the last few millennia,’ said one heavenly observer holding a bunch of keys. ‘In fact, he’s never really got over the death of his son.’
    Since the death of Jesus, God has taken a much diminished interest in human affairs with many commentators wondering if he is paying any attention at all.

    Newsbiscuit
     
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  15. I'm terribly sorry but I'm going to have to lose my rag over the insufferable insult posted by the infidel above.

    I shall be:
    Tearing my beard
    Burning photographs of Ducati motobikes
    Bombing the shit out of people who have nothing to do with what you've just said.

    What?
    Everybody does it this days.
     
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  16. Religion is man made to make people something to believe in, the bible was written by man, the pope is a man like the rest of us...no man is a God!
     
  17. You mean a tiny minority do it, but shout very loudly about it.

    This display will rouse some people with more anger than brain cells, and before you know it they are on tv prow-testing against the muslamic ray gun, and how Britain should be about British...or something.

    (If you don't get the reference, go onto YouTube and search muslamic ray gun)
     
    #38 philoldsmobile, Feb 11, 2013
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  18. Hey, the louder you are, the righter you are and the more of you there are. Or something.

    Ray gun, huh?

    Edit: just watched the clip. That, ah , guy on it - do you think his mum had any children that lived?
     
    #39 Loz, Feb 11, 2013
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  19. We need religion...otherwise we would have to be honest about fighting for oil and power.
     
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