£19.99 later and I'm back in the game. Right, off to trackdays.co.uk, get straight back on don't they say!
I went into a brothel this afternoon and said, "How much for anal?" She said, "Sixty quid." I said, "Ah, that's a bit expensive. I think I'll leave it." "Tight arse." I said, "Oh, go on then."
I asked my Dad today "Why is my sister called Teresa?" Dad: "That's because your mum loved Easter - it's an anagram" "Thanks Dad " "No problem Alan"
The wife was telling me today that a friend of hers from work gets smacked about a lot by her husband. Then she told me that, if I ever hit her, I'd only do it the once. "That's what I love about you," I said. She said, "What do you mean?" "You learn from your mistakes."
Paysim. I use a giff gaff one....if your really tight i suppose you could let it lapse until it gets nicked then re enable it once your pride and joy is off to some eastern european country! but then its only a fiver a month....i dont drink but i reckon its worth a pint of old speckled badger or whatever its called...!
Today I had to explain to SWMBO why I spend time conversing on-line with a load of random strangers, predominately male, that I don't know and have never met. She just doesn't get it. I do. Or did. But now she has me worried
Is that some sort of fishing? Will it be allowed after Brexit? After all, I might be British but I now live in Ireland so will remain in the EU. What waters will I be allowed to do this in? ps. SWMBO is away for the night
You can take Part in This Grindr ing anywhere you like. So I’ve heard ha ha ha ha as for brexit ruining It. I Doubt that as Europe Is full of shirtlifters
