If you Shoot your girl friend...........

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by andyb, Feb 14, 2013.

  1. Would you have a leg to stand on?
     
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  2. If she came at me with a pair of 18" blades.........










    I wouldn't
     
  3. Isn't the first bloke to shoot something in his girlfriends face on valentines day after imagining she's someone else







    or is it too soon....
     
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  4. Don't want to be a killjoy (ha ha) but I'm not sure that jokes about this particular issue are really that tasteful.

    Whereas horse, Pope, Richard III and most other things are fair game (especially horse - hee hee). Maybe I'm being precious about this - where do you draw the line for humour? But a domestic that ends up with 4 shots to the head just isn't that amusing in my view.
     
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  5. [​IMG]
     
  6. Yeah yeah divided on is one....had a few texts of which this is the most middle of the road...poor taste? absolutely!
     
  7. Come now, no sacred cows.
     

  8. Oh do you remember the old days where people made jokes and other people laughed at them? Those days seem so long ago.
     
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  9. I don't know.. I laugh out loud at most of the jokes on the joke page.

    No sacred cows? Who was getting upset about black women with bananas?

    Holocaust jokes anyone?
     
  10. We've had a lot about religion and a lot about beef lately. Thought I would combine the two and slip them into this thread.
     
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  11. Roses are red
    Violets are glorious
    don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius....
     
  12. three nuns walk into a bar

    stop me if you already heard it
     
  13. Come now. I'm sure we can all bounce back from this.
     
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  14. I wouldn't want to be in his shoes
     
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  15. About 20s in to the clip ;)

     
    #16 Lucazade, Feb 14, 2013
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  16. Hmmmmm.......

    What's the difference between Father Christmas and a jew?

    Father Christmas comes down the chimney.
     
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  17. Being a Blade Runner he thought she was a replicant because she was being very Prissy.
     
  18. :eek: Oh no he didn't! Pow!!! Right in the kisser
     
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