What Has Got Under Your Skin Today?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Noods, Oct 3, 2018.

  1. and his knowledge of printers.
     
  2. Martin knows feck all about printers, I won't miss what never existed.

    The scary thing is, I am now the closest thing we have as a printer expert in our region. That thought should terrify you ... mind you, your own farts terrify you so ...

    Meh.
     
  3. its called empathy loz. better out than in, but only for me.
     
  4. My misses is getting under my skin!! Time to px the old bird!
     
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  5. No, finderman. I will not preside over your long, steady descent into degradation.

    Not saying I'll stage an intervention, either. Just to be clear.
     
  6. I'm fair but firm and always handout the thumbs up over the screen for on coming motorcylists:):upyeah:and shaking my head at the ones not on the same page as me as i go pass them;)
     
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  7. dont know what you mean, my words and punctuation are sublime X
     
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  8. yip, i bet you dont like happy, wide eyed kids telling jokes and reciting poems, coming to you door either.
    grumpy auld fugger.
     
  9. I love it when kids do that! Couldn't be happier for them, for nine months of the year : o D
     
  10. Ill tell what gets under my skin.......Cat crap in my garden,I havent even got a cat!
     
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  11. Whoosh
     
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  12. i take it yer in the north pole making presents for the other three?
     
  13. Yes. Yes, I am.
    It's for the children. You know, the ones who had "mates" instead of parents. You know the type, finderman : o )
     
  14. i do.
     
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  15. That advert about bladder leak
    Underwear.
    Can
    Somebody please tell
    The stupid tit
    That it is not pretty
     
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  16. A trade person that claimed they had carried out the works when clearly they haven't this was on thursday :mad:and they had been looked after with tea & biscuits,,,"tosspots"
     
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  17. I was at my doctor's yesterday.

    He said "Don't eat anything fatty".

    "You mean like bacon and sausage?"

    "No fatty. Don't eat anything" he replied - that pissed me off
     
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