British Indy: What Happens Now?

Discussion in 'Wasteland' started by Loz, May 23, 2015.

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  1. Full Brexit with "no EU deal" on the 29th March.

  2. Request Extension to article 50 to allow a general election and new negotiations.

  3. Request Extension to article 50 to allow cross party talks and a new deal to be put to EU.

  4. Request Extension to article 50 to allow a second referendum on 1. Remain in EU or 2. Full Brexit.

  5. Table a motion in parliament to Remain in EU WITHOUT a referendum.

  6. I don't know or I don't care anymore

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  1. Typical Tory brexiteer tbh. Doesnt give a flying f... about anybody. Height of ignorance and lack of knowledge about the real world.
     
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  2. yip, when they said people where fed up with experts. i assume that was the kind of "expert" they where referring to.
     
    #16142 finm, Oct 16, 2018
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  3. found yer dongle then?
     
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  4. Michelle Barnier explained the difficulties today in what is left to be resolved



    Speaking in French but translated for our forum members he said

    We have been negotiating with the U.K. and whilst Ireland is a problem, the biggest disagreement is that Duke has said he wants to come and live in France. The decision is unfair to the people of europe and is extrodinaire, so possibly we may have to go to wto/free trade.

    The transition arrangement was a suggested way to let him stay in France and see how we get on with him but, at least 4 (quatre) French regions said NON. This is a very difficult Position for the French and the EU but we are hopefull we can make the U.K. keep him, Merci upon us.
     
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  5. Perhaps Dukey could work on the Irish border and have best if both worlds :thinkingface:
     
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  6. The eu say you have won duke fin

     
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  7. It’s proving to be possibly the most shambolic load of bollox in British political history. More lies and deceit than ever before. Why do not politicians have to be answerable to telling lies? Everyone else in society is.

    Where is Guy Fawkes when we need him most?
     
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  8. Which one? The border in the Irish sea that doesn’t exist or the border on Irish land that doesn’t exist either?
     
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  10. Except you, when you say you've been talking to people, eh chuckles? :laughing:
     
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  11. I'm still imagining duke in the middle of the Irish sea, talking to the fishes, no not the Scots ones sturgeon and Salmon fin

    He's gone missing, he heard you wanted to talk to him and then quote him as an "informed person"
     
  12. LEAVER: I want an omelette.

    REMAINER: Right. It’s just we haven’t got any eggs.

    LEAVER: Yes, we have. There they are. [HE POINTS AT A CAKE]

    REMAINER: They’re in the cake.

    LEAVER: Yes, get them out of the cake, please.

    REMAINER: But we voted in 1974 to put them into a cake.

    LEAVER: Yes, but that cake has got icing on it. Nobody said there was going to be icing on it.

    REMAINER: Icing is good.

    LEAVER: And there are raisins in it. I don’t like raisins. Nobody mentioned raisins. I demand another vote.

    DAVID CAMERON ENTERS.

    DAVID CAMERON: OK.

    DAVID CAMERON SCARPERS.

    LEAVER: Right, where’s my omelette?

    REMAINER: I told you, the eggs are in the cake.

    LEAVER: Well, get them out.

    EU: It’s our cake.

    JEREMY CORBYN: Yes, get them out now.

    REMAINER: I have absolutely no idea how to get them out. Don’t you know how to get them out?

    LEAVER: Yes! You just get them out and then you make an omelette.

    REMAINER: But how?! Didn’t you give this any thought?

    LEAVER: Saboteur! You’re talking eggs down. We could make omelettes before the eggs went into the cake, so there’s no reason why we can’t make them now.

    THERESA MAY: It’s OK, I can do it.

    REMAINER: How?

    THERESA MAY: There was a vote to remove the eggs from the cake, and so the eggs will be removed from the cake.

    REMAINER: Yeah, but…

    LEAVER: Hang on, if we take the eggs out of the cake, does that mean we don’t have any cake? I didn’t say I didn’t want the cake, just the bits I don’t like.

    EU: It’s our cake.

    REMAINER: But you can’t take the eggs out of the cake and then still have a cake.

    LEAVER: You can. I saw the latest Bake Off and you can definitely make cakes without eggs in them. It’s just that they’re horrible.

    REMAINER: Fine. Take the eggs out. See what happens.

    LEAVER: It’s not my responsibility to take the eggs out. Get on with it.

    REMAINER: Why should I have to come up with some long-winded incredibly difficult chemical process to extract eggs that have bonded at the molecular level to the cake, while somehow still having the cake?

    LEAVER: You lost, get over it.

    THERESA MAY: By the way, I’ve started the clock on this.

    REMAINER: So I assume you have a plan?

    THERESA MAY: Actually, back in a bit. Just having another election.

    REMAINER: Jeremy, are you going to sort this out?

    JEREMY CORBYN: Yes. No. Maybe.

    EU: It’s our cake.

    LEAVER: Where’s my omelette? I voted for an omelette.

    REMAINER: This is ridiculous. This is never going to work. We should have another vote, or at least stop what we’re doing until we know how to get the eggs out of the cake while keeping the bits of the cake that we all like.

    LEAVER/MAY/CORBYN: WE HAD A VOTE. STOP SABOTAGING THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE. EGGSIT MEANS EGGSIT.

    REMAINER: Fine, I’m moving to France. The cakes are nicer there.

    LEAVER: You can’t. We’ve taken your freedom of movement.
     
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  13. Thats not a very nice way to refer to Brexiteers.

    Any hoo if you don't like it then f**k off. Maybe Greece, or Italy. Hang on they don't like the EU like too much either (Germans barely like it). Due to the economic credit rating EU membership have given them their borrowing soared and now their economies are now in the crapper.

    Difficult to say who is more doomed.

    I'm sure you will be much happier when your with like minded people.

    TB
     
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  14. yip, but they cant afford to set the tone for the next constitutional crisis thats looming on the horizon.
    *smug* :D
     
    #16156 finm, Oct 17, 2018
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    Choices, choices,choices...What ye gunna doo
     
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  16. Another fine upstanding fellow York citizen that dude :):upyeah:
     
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  17. Proved wrong, you are wrong! - too many lilly livered pussy's, bring back Winston or Maggie - I agree it is pathetic though, hope that helps :):upyeah:
     
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