Goat, why has it taken me this long? It's a parody account. Totally bamboozled me, I put my hand up. Good one. Parody account and one of the better ones.
From AJ Powers, replying to PETA regarding PETA's contention that the consumption of cow's milk is a symbol of "white supremacy" ... Yup. Ol Abe Lincoln was like “screw milk.” And the south was all like “But mah gravy needs it!” And Abe was like “come at me bro,” and then the south was like “it’s on like Donkey Kong, bucket head.” This has been the story of the civil war, as told by PETA I could not have put it better myself.
? i take it you where not to lazy to check? i didn't. got more important things going on. i am currently heating up a nail to poke in my eye.
