What Has Got Under Your Skin Today?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Noods, Oct 3, 2018.

  1. Some sort of mission, yeah. Sshh.
     
  2. No worries i won't tell:upyeah:
     
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  3. I swear by Lidl reusables made by powerfix, I regularly use two ganged together for trouserclips and it was these that got me home when a pedal fell off my bicycle, 7 miles on one pedal.
     
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  4. Throw away lot on here eh Chris
     
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  5. They fix everything
    Even
    Broken hearts
     
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  6. Ooh, haven't tried one of those yet. Looking forward to that!
     
  7. Stick close too me.
    Wherever I go I leave a trail of broken hearts
     
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  8. Are you a butcher? Or are we speaking metaphorically?
     
  9. Araldite - Superglue - are you Theo Paphitis??
     
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  10. George Ezra. Woeful songs , woeful singer. Please stop. As have to drop everything to turn off Radio every time he comes on
     
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  11. I’m more like Demis rousoss
     
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  12. 100000000% agree.
    He’s the reason I now listen to dab channel gold on my radio.
    It’s all old stuff so none of his drawly dribbly oh my voice has just broken
    And my balls dropped nonsense
     
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  13. I can’t stand cyclists riding in the dark with no lights on.
    Nearly had one under my defender earlier.
    These sanctimonious pricks think they are above the law below the law and so fucking far removed from it that it won’t
    Hurt when I mow the Lycra wearing carbon fibre smorgasbord of a cu*t over.
    Your shitty little go pro won’t stop the pain you bellend...
    I know I won’t feel a thing. Physically and emotionally
     
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  14. Motorway drivers who either seem to think the space you have left between you and the car in front for your emergency braking is fair game or the twats that hog the outside lane at 69mph when the next car in the nearside lane is 200 yards up the road doing 70mph. Andy
     
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  15. The weather forecast for the weekend. I was hoping for an Indian summer as the Pani R tax runs out on the 1st Nov and it's the only thing with tax at the moment. Looks like I'm not getting out till next year then. :mad:

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  16. Just tax it then?
     
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  17. Wot, do you think I'm made of money? :astonished:
     
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  18. Yep :blush:
     
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  19. It’s
    Only 60
    Quid ennit?
     
  20. 'Celebrity' Hunted. What a crock of shi*e. If you are going to claim 'telematics' on a car give away it's GPS position in real time then go read the manual. In addition if you enter into this type of 'competition' why the f*ck would you use a mobile phone to call home when they can triangulate your position in using it. Contrived bullshit to entertain the masses. Personally I would hold up in a bedsit in some obscure part of North London with 14 days supply of baked beans and a handy toilet. Job done.
     
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