What Has Got Under Your Skin Today?

Have you ever wondered why so many of the protesters are women, sitting on the floor and smiling?

 

how many times? how many times have i asked you, why you being a cock? do i get an answer? no.
anyhoo, people get bored answering the same question a gazillion times, mind we where talking about this the other day? doh!, i forgot, selective memory.

 

possibly. or maybe it was, oh look, a squirrel....
sorry, whit ye sayin?

 

i know, and you dont even need to try.
yer a goodun, a bit dim, but yer awright.

 

Anyone notices that, in the Ramsey thing last night about the Ramsey clan & co, only the farmers actually had a Scottish accent, the rest (including Lord and Lady Ramsey-Farley-Superduper) had privileged English accents (even the oyster fisherman)?

And since when did fat blokes caking a large lump of wood eat 12k kcals per day...even the real strongmen don’t eat that

 

universities have a great deal to do the with the loss of our local accents. Money education and the ease of travel.

 

Bloody funny though!

 

My lovely wifey finally announced she is leaving me on Saturday morning.... But will be back on Sunday.

Sweet

 

Motorhead fucking rock this fucked up planet of a toilet.

Remember dudes, don't let fuckers tell you how to live, we can all be whatever we want for a day.

 

I'm tired now

 

Traffic congestion around Manchester is at an all time high, bloody roadworks everywhere

 

Finding all my shorts and suits in the bottom of the wardrobe due to rail holder failure...!

 

I blame coastal erosion!

 

Bad luck Bradders, rail failure is very inconvenient