Finding out that BT have disconnected my dear old mums internet All bill are paid, so looking forward to a long discussion on Monday.
Round two of the local beer festival begins after a hearty breakfast. After that the only person I'll be talking to will be the waiter of the curry house.
I like to hear that athletes like yourself don’t let their form dip in the winter lol I could murder a curry by the way
Curry tonight. Curry every other night. Yep, that's what is getting under my skin, the fecking curry conveyor belt.
Paying £72 for a small plastic cover for the tow eye where some scumbag nicked it. It will now live in the glovebox
The fact it costs £72 is why some scumbag nicked it. They injection mould 10s of thousands of the things so must cost pence. Andy
What’s wrong with a tennis ball? I got fed of mine being knicked so cut the top off a tennis ball. Works a treat. Doesn’t get knicked and is fluorescent yellow so no more banged shins !
So you are saying that all tennis players should be cut in two? Wait. What? DAMN IT CATHY NEWMAN GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
The Cold autumn weather,stand still for five minutes and you will turn stiff as a board...........time for hibernation.