What Has Got Under Your Skin Today?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Noods, Oct 3, 2018.

  1. Just go and nick one off of another motor
     
  2. It’s not a race loz. Calm down
     
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  3. Paloma faith
    Her shit attitude her shit look her shit voice her shit fans her shit songs and now to top it off she’s being paid by a shit car company (Skoda)
    To advertise their shit alternative to a decent car like a vw.
    To be fair Skodas and wankers have never been to far from each other, the last person they employed to advertise their shit cars was that massive bell end cyclist Bradley wiggins.
     
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  4. Feck me! have you got a new phone? or a smaller :upyeah:? ;)
     
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  5. I was on my iPad lol
     
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  6. Aha.
    Bigger
    keypad.
    Explains
    all
    ke
    ep up
    the good
    work :D
     
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  7. She’s got a voice like a gooses fart
     
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  8. And a face like a wet fart
     
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  9. Went to see her concert in the summer. I can’t disagree. It was shit.
     
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  10. I'm sorry you had to endure that shit! My daughter went to see her with her mates and left halfway through and went to Nando's lol
    "Dad an you come pick us up please"
     
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  11. Taxi not turning up on exactly on time.
     
  12. Nick Clegg. :rolleyes: But that's every day tbh. :mad:
     
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  13. Waking up at 3 AM
     
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  14. "in denial-ness" - the penny drops and suddenly realised i'm just not keeping up with "things" - went through checking all my spare bike batteries and they are all scrap as just left too long without charging (had been doing this "successfully" for last 5 plus years).
     
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  15. Watching a bike on fleabay, the bidding is just going up an up. Its a CR500, 1989, nice bike but again my little wallet is useless.

    Oh and my dogs don't understand that the clocks have changed and got me up early
     
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  16. Be more Morocco, evobarrow. Don't change them back.
     
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  17. Conjunctivitis. Bastard.
     
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  18. Cool, I will be in work early but I will go home early. Everyone will be jealous
     
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  19. This one? :thinkingface:

    I once tried to kick one of these over, 30 years ago. My ankle has just about stopped hurting now. o_O

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  20. The bloody rain as i'm just going to a autojumble at 10.30:splat::(
     
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