What Has Got Under Your Skin Today?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Noods, Oct 3, 2018.

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  1. To come plane what? The counter? I hope it wasn't on a Friday :eyes:
     
    #801 Exige, Dec 17, 2018
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  2. Whats does that mean? Is it that you can't pay cash in or that you cant send your missus in to pay money into your account (not joint, in your name)?
     
    #802 bradders, Dec 17, 2018
  3. The bloke is a First class cunt and should be picking the soap up in the showers with magic mike and Paul the penetrator for company
     
    #803 Italianstallion, Dec 17, 2018
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  4. Spoken like a true gentleman, especially when imagined in a cockney accent.
     
    #804 Carr01, Dec 17, 2018
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  5. You forgot Alastair WarCrim Cuntbell.

    That fecker needs to be - ah, prosecuted. Extremely prosecuted. (Why aren't I allowed to say what I am really thinking?)
     
    #805 Loz, Dec 18, 2018
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  6. People who can’t spill words correctly....

    Xmas so called songs played on a loop in shops! No wonder people prefer to buy online..
     
    #806 Noods, Dec 18, 2018
  7. You mean Christmas :p







    Spilling is important ;)
     
    #807 bradders, Dec 18, 2018
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  8. Jose sacked. I'm so so so so so gutted.
     
    #808 Cream_Revenge, Dec 18, 2018
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  9. Another couple of million in the bank
     
    #809 El Toro, Dec 18, 2018
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  10. Christmas shopping
     
    #810 T500, Dec 18, 2018
  11. A primary school in Brighton is to teach 8year olds that trans boys and men and non binary people may have periods, in their sex education class.

    I want to leave this planet.
     
    #811 evoarrow, Dec 18, 2018
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  12. Save me a space on the ship please. I just want to bring my make up bag and dildo collection if that’s ok with you
     
    #812 Italianstallion, Dec 18, 2018
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  13. He had a £28 million clause in his contract should he be sacked!
     
    #813 Noods, Dec 18, 2018
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  14. Don't believe the crap that's taught in schools today the world's gone mad
     
    #814 T500, Dec 18, 2018
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  15. The Met using facial recognition on Christmas shoppers. Orwell not so mad after all
     
    #815 evoarrow, Dec 18, 2018
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  16. Yeh and I'm being told that I must accept LGBT etc etc. Sorry, I can see where they are heading with this.
    Ffs femmist can't cope with the LGBT lol
     
    #816 evoarrow, Dec 18, 2018
  17. Yep, that’s what they’ve just said in talksport
     
    #817 El Toro, Dec 18, 2018
  18. Come in Agent Jose: your job is done.

    Headline in the Chelsea Gazette tomorrow ;)
     
    #818 bradders, Dec 18, 2018
  19. Surely that’s Chelski isn’t it...
     
    #819 Noods, Dec 18, 2018
  20. 28 million for getting the sack! That will do for me I’m off to tell my Port of Felixstowe Manager what I really think of him....
     
    #820 Noods, Dec 18, 2018
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