Facebook Sh*t

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by PerryL, Dec 17, 2018.

  1. I am :bucktooth:
     
  2. She is single, has had at least 5 husbands, lives in Lincolnshire and is quite ugly. PM me if still interested. :D
     
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  3. I know :joy: you have about 5000 friends though
     
  4. I don't know any of them apart from you :bucktooth:
     
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  5. You're No1 :bucktooth:
     
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  6. Don't message me :bucktooth:
     
  7. I don't message you, do I? :joy:
     
  8. I believe that is the norm these days for lincolnshire
     
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  9. Noobie, you on fb? What's your name, I will go nosey at your life :bucktooth:
     
  10. There's a saying about services like facebook/twitter that is a good reminder. If you aren't paying for the service, then you ARE the service. To those surprised about what facebook does with their (not yours but their) data, have you ever read the terms of use? Did you think their business model was to offer you free sh1t?

    No, they in fact are completely interested in your day to day mundane information, that is their business model. What you like, what you hate, your political leanings, what you buy, where you go, who you associate with... Facebook's data can very accurately predict if someone is about to get divorced, quit their job, or vote a particular way. And this is sold to whomever can pay. It's right there in the terms of use that no one reads but everyone accepts :)
     
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  11. Once, then you dropped me when you got your 2nd FB friend who had boobies :bucktooth:
     
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  12. Ah, Boobies, now you've got my attention, are there 5138008 on FB?

    Nasher
     
  13. So a burka is a must then? Thanks for the tip!
     
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  14. Where to begin with this?

    First of all, do you accept, in principle, that not every person on the planet is exactly like you, in terms of personal circumstances, life choices, intelligence, experience and such?

    Or do you believe that your life template is the same as everyone else's?

    Be honest now. You'll potentially save us both time and unnecessary effort, if you are honest.
     
  15. So how will they know my political leanings? How can they see what I buy? Neither will they know how I vote, about my job nor whether I am getting divorced, because I have not told them any of these things, as I said they do not have an automatic access to my mind nor my computer.
    They will, I assume, know that I have 29 friends on there.
    I admit that they also know that I have spent a week in Rome, a week in York, two weeks touring Cornwall, three weeks in Dorset, 4 weeks touring France and Spain, a week in Croatia, a week in Milan and a week in Birmingham this year. Now everybody knows, feel free to use that information as you wish.
     
  16. So you're on FB @Exige . Since I promoted you on my group there are many, many Australians keen to become friends.:)

    So look forward to friend requests from the the land of champs incoming :bomb:
     
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  17. Just in case you were actually serious, and most of the last 10 years has passed you by...
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robotics

    Self-learning programmes that take away human tasks by diustiliung the steps into a repeatable and consistent algorithm. I.e. 1 person can easily do the work of 100k with the right bots and tech
     
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  18. Am I fuck :D
     
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  19. Has he pm’d you yet? I bet Exige already got her number then ;)
     
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  20. Your IP address will be traceable, so they will pick you up on any web traffic and know what you have bought, how much you spent, whether you rated that porn as good or not.... It’s an amazing place to work :):upyeah: New stuff every day
     
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