So what have you done today..?

Are you sure he has a two skill set

 

Step away from that mirror

 

Pete,They look a real treatcan we please have a picture of the whole bike

 

Did some maintenance on my Suzuki T200 gave it a oil change and fitted new sprockets & chain
Very satisfying

 

Stop winding up Mr R

 

Learnt that no matter what a BMW driver does, Audi wankers do far worse!

 

rediscovered My love of Simon & Garfunkel’s music.
Epic! “Hello darkness my old friend I’ve come to talk with you again”
Brilliant

 

Classic performers amazing songs

 

Would have loved to have smoked a massive joint and listened to that live back in the day..
The crap on the radio today just doesn’t compete. Shove your stormzy up your arse kids!!

 

Songs with words and a proper melody not the forgettable crap being turned out today
Quality endures

 

Fitted some carbon bits, warmed up both beasts, got a wonky haircut.

I said WOnky!

 

You also said BEASTS but it took me several looks to realise

 

Yes, that’ll be good.

 

Getting a little Alan Partridge there?

 

You also like to warm your breasts?

 

Who doesn’t?!

 

I WENT FULL GLIDE!!!!! 80.2CM!!!!!!! Must be a world record! Someone call Norris McWherter!!!!! With an old pair of crappy scissors I found at the back of the cupboard!!!!! I'm thinking of framing the paper!!!

 

I take it your breasts are fully warm then!