So what have you done today..?

Dad phoned me last night on his mobile,
Have you seen my home phone?
Why would I have seen your home phone dad?
I put it down and now can't remember where I left it
Dad, on the charging dock there is a button, it says find. Press that and your phone will make a noise so you can find it.
It's not working
Why not?
I haven't got my hearing aids in and I can't find them so I won't be able to hear the phone, can you ring it?
Dad if I ring, it won't make any difference if you haven't got your hearing aids in, why don't you use your own mobile that you are talking to me on to ring your home phone
I didn't think of that, I'll ring you later.

2 hours later
It's okay I found it
Where was it dad?
In the cutlery draw, someone rang me whilst I was drying up and I must have put it in the draw, but now I'm worried as it's showing 3 missed calls
Dad, that was you ringing it on your mobile trying to find it
Oh Yeah, night son.

 

You'd cry if don't laugh at this stage Noobster, its an evil and horrible condition mate, do what you can whilst you can bud. The real pain is when its advanced they are devoid of any reality its only you and other loved ones that are being skull fucked, i know. Thoughts are with you and yours.

 

Or, for the rest of us non-pretentious lot, a conservatory..

 

Yeah - E.T. must have gotten temporarily transported back to Dickenzian times!

 

Collected the Turkey, just waiting for my Bro and Sister to visit.... then I'm closing the gates and locking them until Boxing day.

 

It that an annual custom or are you going to hold them captive for kicks?

 

Just watched an advert on the tv a Think bike one with a Ducati 749 used for the whole advert

 

With a longer Xmas hols than ever, really wondering what to do with myself....

 

Washed the bike - lots of foam in an attempt to look like snow........

 

Nice photograph,and don't those ohlins just pop

 

Went through this with both parents the last couple of years before they passed. Very difficult and sometimes the only way to deal with it is to have a good laugh. Good luck, thinking of you!

 

Well the seals certainly do

 

The question is ........but why on such a quality unit

 

This morning I accidentally ate some pills meant for the cat.

Don't ask me-ow

 

Where does the conservatory go.....

 

Something like this El

 

Busy sitting down binning receipts I've been stuffing into a bag for 2 years.

God knows why I keep this stuff.