Quotes

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by XH558, Mar 24, 2019.

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  1. "I'll just put the tip in" - me, to my wife, 9 months before the birth of our first child.
     
    #41 NZDave, Mar 25, 2019
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  2. ‘Stay with your beliefs and brighter days will beckon’...
    Noods!
     
    #42 Carr01, Mar 25, 2019
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  3. ......and never ever lower yours to meet theirs.
     
    #43 XH558, Mar 25, 2019
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  4. Never rest on your laurels
     
    #44 Carr01, Mar 25, 2019
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  5. You can get a bus through there......
     
    #45 El Toro, Mar 25, 2019
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  6. Cvnt...
     
    #46 AirCon, Mar 25, 2019
  7. Wasn't that scooby doo?
     
    #47 AirCon, Mar 25, 2019
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  8. No man, that was Bruce Wayne!
     
    #48 Carr01, Mar 25, 2019
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  9. Nope, definitely Frank Sinatra ;)
     
    #49 El Toro, Mar 25, 2019
  10. "I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet."
    ..........Gandhi
     
    #50 XH558, Mar 25, 2019
  11. "A bad workman blames his tools but a good workman will have all the right tools".
     
    #51 Cream_Revenge, Mar 25, 2019
  12. "If you you want to travel fast go alone, if you need to travel far go together"
     
    #52 Jez900ie, Mar 25, 2019
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  13. "Save time counting to 10 by starting at 4. If you're in a real hurry, start at 5"

    Viz
     
    #53 bootsam, Mar 25, 2019
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  14. Call all hippies boring old farts and set light to them...Johnny Rotten.
     
    #54 laava, Mar 25, 2019
  15. Show me a home
    where the buffalo roam
    and I'll show you a house
    with a very messy carpet

    Bill Oddie
     
    #55 Exige, Mar 25, 2019
  16. I told you I was ill.
    Spike Milligan
     
    #56 laava, Mar 25, 2019
  17. Guitar groups are on the way out...decca rejecting the Beatles in 1962.

    Oooops!
     
    #57 yellowducmaniac, Mar 25, 2019
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  18. "The first ten million years were the worst, and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline."

    Marvin
     
    #58 bootsam, Mar 25, 2019
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  19. Science literacy empowers you to know when someone else is full of shit....... Lithium anyone? :eyes:
     
    #59 AirCon, Mar 25, 2019
  20. But not on his tomb stone.
     
    #60 AirCon, Mar 25, 2019
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