Quotes

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by XH558, Mar 24, 2019.

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  1. I may be drunk madam, but you are ugly and in the morning, I'll be sober.
     
    #101 laava, Apr 1, 2019
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  2. Refrigerators are great making keeping homemade moonshine less gross.
    Freezers are useful for making rattlesnakes less angry.
    Garages are dandy to hide in when your wife finds either.
     
    #102 AirCon, Apr 1, 2019
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  3. He knows the cost of everything and the value of nothing.
    O. Wilde.
     
    #103 Carr01, Apr 1, 2019
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  4. His majesty is like a stream of bats piss.

    Also one of Wilde’s.
     
    #104 Carr01, Apr 1, 2019
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  5. It sodding was not, it was Shaw!
     
    #105 Loz, Apr 1, 2019
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  6. "It would be a great reform in politics if wisdom could be made to spread as easily and as rapidly as folly."
    Winston Churchill

    "In politics stupidity is not a handicap".
    Napoleon Bonaparte
     
    #106 Pete1950, Apr 1, 2019
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  7. "So, Debbie.....what was it that first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"
     
    #107 Wrecked, Apr 2, 2019
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  8. Some people feel the rain,
    Others just get wet.

    Mr B. Dylan
     
    #108 Carr01, Apr 2, 2019
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  9. exetara, exetara, exetara

    Yul Brynner
     
    #109 noobie, Apr 2, 2019
  10. "Dad" deep male voice.
    "Who's this?'
    "Paul; (pause) your only son...... (long pause) do we need to talk?"
    Click...
    A very clear phone call circa 1980.....
    Not actually a quote, but true and has stuck in my head ever since.
     
    #110 AirCon, Apr 2, 2019
  11. And did it come to any form of fruition?
     
    #111 Carr01, Apr 2, 2019
  12. No. We talk regular, like.... every 10 years or so.
     
    #112 AirCon, Apr 2, 2019
  13. I am not young enough to know everything, Oscar wilde
     
    #113 noobie, Apr 2, 2019
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  14. Oh ok, good then.

    I’ll be sending my counselling bill to you as usual.
    ;)
     
    #114 Carr01, Apr 2, 2019
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  15. don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. dr suess
     
    #115 noobie, Apr 2, 2019
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  16. "Look on the bright side. We'll all have High Schools named after us".

    Just that quote on its own makes "Deep Impact" a better film than "Armageddon".
     
    #116 Loz, Apr 3, 2019
  17. I'm afraid I don't know you well enough to hate you as much as you suggest, although over time I'm sure that could be resolved
     
    #117 noobie, Apr 4, 2019
  18. Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees...........Emiliano Zapata

    Sorry should this be in the Brexit thread :D
     
    #118 Topbox, Apr 4, 2019
  19. "No, you have that backwards. It is better to live on your feet, than die on your knees" - that old geezer in Catch 22
     
    #119 Loz, Apr 4, 2019
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  20. Which reminds me,,

    The pain from the wife of not doing something is less that the pain of doing it wrong (which is inevitable).

    TB
     
    #120 Topbox, Apr 4, 2019
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