Chiz, given your garden and this picture of yours Could I possibly suggest you use your garden furniture to create an antipodean bbq and beer cooler
Saw absolutely disgusting behaviour on the beach at Llandudno yesterday. I saw a man and a woman having an argument in front of loads of kids... Suddenly the woman smacked the guy in the head and it all kicked off... There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took his baton to the man, the guy managed to snatch it off him and began assaulting the copper and his wife. Then out of fuckin' nowhere a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages.
It’s not what I have done On Friday had a customer an old boy who couldn’t work the petrol pump, he came in and I asked did he want me to help him. So off I go, he has a Honda looks sporty (I’m not a fan) and he wants to move it down a bit to get the nozzle in. I’m waiting by the side, he starts up and tries to move it. I’m thinking he has the handbrake on. Round I go and I said take the brake off, I am he says using some bloody stupid toggle switch!! Nope it won’t move and he can’t get the keys out to start again F******* car he says (apologising) just had it serviced and now it’s not working he asks can I move it for him, no way I say give me a normal car with a proper handbrake!!! He realised he needs to put it in park (I’m thinking OMG and your driving on the road) Out come the keys back in and he manages to move it. Not bad for a 1 litre 3 cylinder is it he says apart from all that electrical stuff inside Why do salesman sell cars to old people when they can’t bloody use them This chap was at least 80 The car had body kit on etc The mind boggles but he was very grateful for my help
