And I'm Off.. I Really Am This Time

Discussion in 'Touring' started by chizel, May 3, 2019.

  1. Just sat down for a pint ( another one) and there was a table of kiwis next to me!!! I moved...
    No , they were leaving but I had a chat with one of em... that was nice..
    The only kiwi voice I've heard of late is Ben's..
    Ben is the guy on my sat nav.. Ben is a cunt... he can't make his mind up...
    Might as well ha e a woman holding a map upside down giving directions whilst trying to tell me about her day...
     
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  2. "Hook a u turn bro and let's go and get us a MEAN steak and cheese pie"
    I wouldnt need to be hooking a u turn if he gave directions be for the fucken turn...
     
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  3. And he says "cheers for the ride bro" when we reach our destination...
    He is pissing me off...
    He lucky I didn't bring the toaster...
     
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  4. Not Central no, Google says 1HR 18min walking from Karlův most (Charles Bridge) probably only an hour with normal sized legs tbf :thinkingface:

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  5. Typical Kiwi male then :thinkingface:
     
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  8. Thee normal sized legs will have a motor cycle between em... so unless there's is a llaw against it, I will be not walking there...
     
  9. Still about the same time on a Scramblie then with all them windows to Czech yersen out in :thinkingface:
     
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  10. Dam it... I was gunna order steak nut went with the duck... just seen the steak and it looks epic... hope it tastes like crap...
     
  11. Really enjoying this thread! :) Love the enthusiasm, the photos and the random encounters. Chiz's experiences are a cracking good example of why solo bike travel is so awesome - I doubt half the random and entertaining encounters with locals (like the "minor local celebrity" and the brass band led drinking tour, the generous ex rugby player restaurateur) would have happened if Chiz had been travelling with mates. It's these sorts of serendipitous experiences which I love about solo European touring.

    May you have many more giant meaty dinners, cheap Spanish beers and fantastic bendy roads!

    Chiz is giving me itchy wheels for another solo trip on one of my Monsters. Shame there's no WDW this year.
     
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  12. He is a man on a mission...………. not sure what mission:punch:
     
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  13. Looks like you're having a great time mate, and the photos are improving no end with each day and all that practice with the camera thingy ;), keep 'em coming dude. Oh, and only 1602 more pages to go to beat the Breast thread, you/we can do it:upyeah:.

    ps. where's the duck gone?
     
  14. feck it! bloody auto type thingy. I typed Brexit but Breast appeared :(
     
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  15. I love it when a breast appears.
     
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  16. The phone learns your habits Paul.... we know what you normally search for :)
     
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  17. Morning team...
    Late start... shouldn't of mentioned the shoulder Improving as wouldn't ya know it....
    Woke at 3am... im agony..must have rolled onto my left side, so downed a bunch of paracetamol .. it feels a bit better now but I'm still drowsy ...
    Haven't even looked at the sat nav to plot a route yet!!
     
  18. Baby steps... get up, get dressed, get coffee... take it from there!!!!
    I'm in good spirits, I just need to wake up properly...
     
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  19. You need ibuprofen (eg Nurofen) not paracetamol.
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